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Very Sad Melting Cones

January 12, 2017 at 7:00 PM

MELTING CONES - These cones are feeling a bit gray themselves, being all melty and all. Finley is now restocking these very sad ice cream cones.

    
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Comments: 32

333 • 12 Jan 2017, 7:08 PM

Isn't it "hold onto your butts"?

asi • 12 Jan 2017, 7:09 PM

Those look like a treat~. Good luck to all aspiring testers too, ehehehe ^W^

asi • 12 Jan 2017, 7:09 PM

@333 I never heard either phrase... o_o

Meteoroid • 12 Jan 2017, 7:15 PM

@333 As long as you're gripping on to your posterior, I don't think it matters how you do it! Though, now I want some ice cream...

silverserpent • 12 Jan 2017, 7:15 PM

I want ice cream tooooooo!

raitonchidori • 12 Jan 2017, 7:17 PM

LOL

Orderedchaos • 12 Jan 2017, 7:20 PM

@Ian I see what you did there. A+

nap • 12 Jan 2017, 7:38 PM

Why am I melting? D: But it's so cold xD

jello • 12 Jan 2017, 7:52 PM

Every last inch of butt cheek is grasped. Do they give spots to the people who hold the most butt?

ethereality • 12 Jan 2017, 8:17 PM

I am gripping my butt it's starting to hurt I think I might have to go to the hospital

jello • 12 Jan 2017, 8:24 PM

@motivecat your butt has too much swag for the hospital.

333 • 12 Jan 2017, 8:32 PM

@asi *whispers* Jurassic Park... 😉

333 • 12 Jan 2017, 8:35 PM

@Meteoroid Me too. *Clicks* Hey, you! The kid over there! Get me some ice-cream, stat! 😈

asi • 12 Jan 2017, 8:40 PM

@333 Omg ^O^ So that's what that's about X'''3 .... Are we gonna have more DINOSAUR PETS maybe? ^U^

333 • 12 Jan 2017, 8:48 PM

@asi Maybe... 😱

asi • 12 Jan 2017, 8:54 PM

@333 @ice_cream Also, the melting ice creams signify the melting of the ice caps and global warming #subliminalmessaging #conspiracy

veritaspunk • 12 Jan 2017, 9:01 PM

@asi #fakenews 😋

333 • 12 Jan 2017, 9:16 PM

@asi oooooooh 😱 @veritaspunk do you mean #fakenews as in global warming is not happening...? Because if so, it is. It is, and I hate it.

333 • 12 Jan 2017, 9:17 PM

But this could also just be me not understanding hashtags. 😋

333 • 12 Jan 2017, 9:21 PM

Yeah, I'm not understanding hashtags. :S

asi • 12 Jan 2017, 9:21 PM

@333 I think @veritaspunk means to say the #conspiracy is fake news... Which I deny passionately CX

asi • 12 Jan 2017, 9:22 PM

( Otherwise I sincerely apologize for the subject matter because this is not a discussion we need on the Eggcave blog X33 )

veritaspunk • 12 Jan 2017, 9:44 PM

@333 It was in jest in response to this "Also, the melting ice creams signify the(...)".. besides they aren't sad to all people #fake 😋

oscines • 12 Jan 2017, 10:10 PM

Well fingers crossed 0-0

raccoon • 12 Jan 2017, 10:24 PM

mmmm now i want icecream 😋

veritaspunk • 12 Jan 2017, 10:38 PM

@raccoon I'm getting some tomorrow 1/13 #scrumptiouslyREALfriday13th

shrimp • 13 Jan 2017, 12:06 AM

Now we wait to see if I have enough luck to get chose >.<

dragonnn • 13 Jan 2017, 1:06 AM

butts

burn • 13 Jan 2017, 3:07 AM

@Meteoroid *hands you some ice cream*

sparklefox • 13 Jan 2017, 10:39 AM

I want ice cream now... Even if it's cold outside. It doesn't matter when one wants ice cream, right?

shadow_girl • 13 Jan 2017, 4:40 PM

oooh I really hope I get chosen 😃 good luck to everyone!

leafmelody • 15 Jan 2017, 7:04 AM

Wow there really is a sad theme this year XD

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