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lailaluckyseal87 • 24 October 2016 at 6:26 PM
Hey 😊 My birthday is nov.4 so, instead of getting, I'm giving! XD Here is what you do!Tell me a joke!And you are entered! This will end either tomorrow, or on Nov. 4!Also, please respond to the poll and tell me if you do! The prize? Hmmmmmm First is a pikki, second is a Sorin, third is a maggen! 😃 ENTRIES: @valorie100@purple17@candaline@promise@captaincookies@firedawn@Icesparkle22@ammolite@valleries1@cutiecupcake
valorieviolet • 24 October 2016 at 6:45 PM
@lailaluckyseal87 WHAT, A PIKI?!?! AHHHHHHHH ❤️Le joke~What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? ..........................A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!!!Get it?Edit: I really love cats .-.
purple17 • 24 October 2016 at 7:08 PM
@lailaluckyseal87 I just got this off the internet, I'm bad at jokes.Daddy, did you know that girls are smarter than boys?No, I didn’t know that. There you go.
candaline • 24 October 2016 at 7:50 PM
@lailaluckyseal87 Happy Birthday! 😸 How is it possible that a person so amazing as you exist? 😱 Joke: There was a boat with people on it and yet not a single person. How could this happen? Answer: All the people on the boat were married.
promise • 24 October 2016 at 8:13 PM
@lailaluckyseal87 “Mom, don't get alarmed, but I’m at the hospital.”“Son, please. You’ve been a surgeon there for 8 years now.
captaincookies • 24 October 2016 at 8:15 PM
@lailaluckyseal87What do nocturnal birds of prey call math?OWLgebra.
firedawn • 24 October 2016 at 9:15 PM
@lailaluckyseal87 Son: ''But..''Father: ''No Buts! You're grounded! Like that piece of meat!''(get it? ''ground meat'' xD)
icesparkle22 • 24 October 2016 at 9:30 PM
@lailaluckyseal87 Today, my teacher told me to have a good day.I went home.
purgatory • 24 October 2016 at 10:11 PM
@lailaluckyseal87Could I enter?Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball.
skymoare • 24 October 2016 at 10:44 PM
@lailaluckyseal87 Why did the duck cross the road?To get to the other side! Duh!
oscines • 25 October 2016 at 12:05 AM
@lailaluckyseal87 Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?Because she'll let it go XD*Sings Let it go*Btw happy early bday and thank you for being a great example. I hope to do this for my bday.
lailaluckyseal87 • 25 October 2016 at 5:42 AM
CLOSED UNTIL I GET HOME AND CAN ADD EVERYONE!
poptarts • 25 October 2016 at 5:13 PM
@lailaluckyseal87 Are you home yet? Is this contest over? X3
lailaluckyseal87 • 25 October 2016 at 5:28 PM
No, you can enter 😊 I need a joke though or else not.@poptarts
poptarts • 25 October 2016 at 5:31 PM
I'm so naturally funny because my life's a joke. (I think this is a joke? XD)Ah, and yes. Happy early birthday. 😸 Have any plans on what your going to do on it? @lailaluckyseal87
silverpoppy • 25 October 2016 at 5:46 PM
Umm... joke... A man got hit hard in the head with a can of Coke today. It's ok, though, it was a soft drink.You are so kind to be doing this! I would hoard all these creatures. ❤️@lailaluckyseal87
lailaluckyseal87 • 25 October 2016 at 6:09 PM
@poptarts Go to a carnival XD@silverpoppy Will add later!
raccoon • 25 October 2016 at 6:34 PM
@lailaluckyseal87 Happy (early) birthday!!! 😊 Hope its a great one~!!!!(This joke is better said out loud ^.^)What do you call a deer with no eyes?No-eye-deer! What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?Still no-eye-deer!
lailaluckyseal87 • 25 October 2016 at 7:08 PM
@raccoon lol, will add later!
Deleted • 25 October 2016 at 10:23 PM
@lailaluckyseal87 I dnt know that many jokes xDKnock knock
gogetavegito2498 • 26 October 2016 at 3:54 PM
@lailaluckyseal87 I would like to join (Have a great b-day btw)What do you call a fake pasta?A impasta!
clarityxx • 27 October 2016 at 7:26 PM
@lailaluckyseal87 Happy early birthday!! It's so lovely of you to do a giveaway!Here's a joke:Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
izziebee1017 • 27 October 2016 at 8:23 PM
@lailaluckyseal87 Happy birthday! You're so generous!Joke:Why did the cow cross the road?To get to the udder side.ewwww so cheesy 😋And for the Biwo, if you love that Biwo, you keep it, but if you aren't attached to it, it'd be a great opportunity for some other users to get an amazing creature! 😉
leafmelody • 28 October 2016 at 2:42 AM
@lailaluckyseal87 Happy B'day firstly! 😊 Secondly, is that the Sorien that I gifted you? o.o If so, that's fine 😊 Anyways...H.o.m.e.w.o.r.kHalf of my energy wasted on random knowledge XDPS. You should keep your Biwo 😱 You worked so hard for it, plus this is already a amazing raffle 😱 You probably also love your Biwo... You're too generous 😃 XD
Deleted • 28 October 2016 at 3:04 AM
@lailaluckyseal87 Happy Bday Knock knock
Deleted • 29 October 2016 at 11:45 AM
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carter • 29 October 2016 at 4:31 PM
@lailaluckyseal87What's the best thing about elevator jokes?They work on so many levels.buh-dum-tissss
mastergemma • 29 October 2016 at 9:59 PM
@lailaluckyseal87 When the astronomy department found out their famous professor was not going to get the Nobel prize this year, they decided to hold a party for him anyway and give him a constellation prize instead. (badum tssss)
sapphire235 • 30 October 2016 at 6:20 AM
@lailaluckyseal87 Let´s start with a telefon joke 😊Naughty kid: Hello! Do you have a refrigerator? Man: Yes, i have. Who are you?Kid: Is it running?Man: Yes.Kid: Get hold of it...Otherwise it might run away. *The man slams down the phone*...*After a few minutes, the phone bell rings again.*Kid: Hello! Do you have a refrigerator?Man: (Angrily) No, i don´t have.Kid: Didn´t i tell you to hold it?(~It´s a little bad joke)
anniee • 30 October 2016 at 6:39 AM
@lailaluckyseal87 Happy Birthday Laila! 😸 Any plans for your birthday? ^-^Joke time!A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.😸