Funny Jokes

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valeriem205 • 30 January 2017 at 12:31 AM

Here is a forum that you can post funny jokes. It will hopefully brighten the days of others. Please post!

Here is a funny joke:

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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senkou • 30 January 2017 at 1:10 AM

Why did piglet look in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh 😋

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valeriem205 • 30 January 2017 at 8:32 PM

Funny! Thx for sharing that with everyone!

Deleted • 1 February 2017 at 5:41 PM

Me: Knock knock!

Person: Who's there?

Me: Hatch!

Person: Hatch-who?

Me: Bless you! You sneezed! 😋

Kind of lame though...

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flowerlynx • 1 February 2017 at 5:53 PM

Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: He was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Yeah... I know 😸

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valeriem205 • 1 February 2017 at 8:14 PM

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K.
Half
Of My
Energy
Wasted On
Random
Knowledge

-The Minions

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant...so chocolate is a salad.

-The Minions

Deleted • 27 February 2017 at 6:31 PM

A patient walked into the doctors office.

"Doctor!" he said. "I'm losing my memory!"

"When did this start to happen?" the doctor inquired.

"When did what start to happen?"

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