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evanescence • 18 Jan 2015, 10:10 PM
You may be asked to leave soon. You're making all the other people look bad.
evanescence • 18 Jan 2015, 10:08 PM
You make my heart race faster than the gingerbread man.
evanescence • 18 Jan 2015, 10:03 PM
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back
decay • 18 Jan 2015, 10:03 PM
Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you're so Dope!
decay • 18 Jan 2015, 9:59 PM
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
evanescence • 18 Jan 2015, 9:58 PM
Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you to fall for anyone else.
evanescence • 18 Jan 2015, 9:54 PM
I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you instead?
decay • 18 Jan 2015, 9:54 PM
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
evanescence • 18 Jan 2015, 9:50 PM
THAT. WAS. ADORABLE. You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
333 • 18 Jan 2015, 9:46 PM
HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA!!! *wipes tears from eyes* That's the funniest thig I've read for YEARS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
evanescence • 18 Jan 2015, 9:46 PM
I sneezed because God just blessed me with you.
decay • 18 Jan 2015, 9:45 PM
My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U
evanescence • 18 Jan 2015, 9:42 PM
Of all of the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
333 • 18 Jan 2015, 9:41 PM
Also, what are dcmaster and evanscense doing???
333 • 18 Jan 2015, 9:40 PM
cool, thanks!!! 😉
decay • 18 Jan 2015, 9:40 PM
I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
evanescence • 18 Jan 2015, 9:38 PM
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
decay • 18 Jan 2015, 9:35 PM
Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
evanescence • 18 Jan 2015, 9:34 PM
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
333 • 18 Jan 2015, 9:31 PM
How do you link the creature's profile to the thing in YOUR profile like the Come join the dark side!!! thing???
xxshadowclawxx • 18 Jan 2015, 9:30 PM
thanks lol the one thing i think im jelly u have is the oscoa search forever cant find one u on the other hand lucky
evanescence • 18 Jan 2015, 9:30 PM
People call me Silver, but you can call me tonight.
decay • 18 Jan 2015, 9:29 PM
You must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing by midnight.
evanescence • 18 Jan 2015, 9:27 PM
Can I see that tag on your shirt? I wanna see if you're made for me ❤️
decay • 18 Jan 2015, 9:26 PM
Did you swallow a magnet? Because you're attractive.
evanescence • 18 Jan 2015, 9:23 PM
Smoking is hazardous to your health and girl, you're killing me!
decay • 18 Jan 2015, 9:22 PM
If Princess Toadstool looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago!
decay • 18 Jan 2015, 9:18 PM
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
evanescence • 18 Jan 2015, 9:18 PM
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!!
decay • 18 Jan 2015, 9:15 PM
XD Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.