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thenekosnyan • 20 Jun 2013, 5:45 PM
I'M GOOD. I THINK.
newlife • 20 Jun 2013, 5:35 PM
JUST A LITTLE MORE. TAKE A DEEP BREATH!
newlife • 20 Jun 2013, 5:31 PM
So, you must live through the wall posts! SWIM!
periwinkle • 20 Jun 2013, 5:31 PM
*sigh* You're too fly to tell me I'm a butt, homie. ❤️ But I promise to change my butt ways.
newlife • 20 Jun 2013, 5:30 PM
/everyone showers you with wall posts/ DIE DIE DIE. Erm, jk
periwinkle • 20 Jun 2013, 5:29 PM
Good. Then I PROMISE to be on more to talk to you cause I've been kind of a butt lately. :I Byeee. ❤️ (And I WILL be back. mehehe.)
periwinkle • 20 Jun 2013, 5:25 PM
Sorry for poofing all the time, homie. I wish I could be a better friend. :c PROMISE YOU'LL BE ON AFTER 10?
periwinkle • 20 Jun 2013, 5:21 PM
Yo, I be DROWNING in all my running shorts. *tosses them at you* Take them ALL. Besides, you attract men even without them. ❤️
periwinkle • 20 Jun 2013, 5:18 PM
Oh I will stay cool, and buy the shortest, most revealing shorts I can possibly find. 😃 See you after 10!
newlife • 20 Jun 2013, 5:18 PM
❤️ shall we go off on our spree of killings?
periwinkle • 20 Jun 2013, 5:16 PM
Jack is ashamed of saying this but..now I gotta go. TT^TT New running shorts await Jack.
periwinkle • 20 Jun 2013, 5:02 PM
Oh you bad. But my name still rhymes with "track" so by default I can produce an infinite amount of fried-chicken children. v.v
periwinkle • 20 Jun 2013, 4:49 PM
NUU!! NUUUUUU MY BBBBAAAYYYBBBBBBAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY. *collects the remains of the fried chicken and tapes them together* HOW COULD YOU!?
periwinkle • 20 Jun 2013, 4:47 PM
*sobs with you* Hey, hey. It's okay. *pets my pet fried chicken* We can be friends.
periwinkle • 20 Jun 2013, 4:43 PM
My NOSTRILS ARE MY EYES. MY EYES ARE ACTUALLY MY MOUTH. *eats the whipped cream savagely* And- *breaks down* I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE, EITHER.
periwinkle • 20 Jun 2013, 4:40 PM
JOKES ON YOU CAUSE MY EYES WERE CLOSED BUT SINCE I WAS ASIAN THEY LOOKED OPEN. *pulls out a 3rd Chain*
periwinkle • 20 Jun 2013, 4:37 PM
YEAH BATCH. LET'S GO. *aggressively drags you to a concert* THERE. WE WENT.
periwinkle • 20 Jun 2013, 4:33 PM
*turns into Jack* Did you just tell me what to do? IT IS NOT OKAY NOBODY CAN TELL JACK NOTHIN'. *head turns 360 degrees*
periwinkle • 20 Jun 2013, 4:32 PM
Heh, of course. But I still need to get you something amazing. xD
periwinkle • 20 Jun 2013, 4:28 PM
*strokes sideburns thoughtfully* Yes..then I shall name it 9966. BOOM. Problem solved. Jack is a genius underwear model. u.u
periwinkle • 20 Jun 2013, 4:25 PM
AWH SNAP THAT REMINDS ME I NEED TO GET STARTED ON YOUR YOLOSWAG PRESENT. O.O It will be beautiful. And I shall name it 6699.
periwinkle • 20 Jun 2013, 4:21 PM
But Bruno Mars is DOPE. xD
periwinkle • 20 Jun 2013, 4:20 PM
Aweeeeeehhh, thanks homie. You is, too. ❤️ ❤️ Usher just really isn't that fly. Jack: I LOVED HIM.
periwinkle • 20 Jun 2013, 4:18 PM
I punched Usher and headbutted Bruno Mars, too. :'D Oh, and I poisoned the cast of Friends. :B
periwinkle • 20 Jun 2013, 4:13 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf92dmSe871qa5grlo1_500.jpg I JUST HAD TO. JACK WAS TOO INTERESTED IN HIM AND I GOT ALL JEALOUS. ;n;
periwinkle • 20 Jun 2013, 4:09 PM
I also..had to run over Snoop Dogg to get Jack. TT^TT SNOOP DOGG. LOOKIT DAT FACE AND TELL ME HOW TERRIBLE I AM.
periwinkle • 20 Jun 2013, 4:06 PM
*gnaws on your hand* I'M SORRY. WHY MUST I HURT THEM THIS WAY? I PUNCHED MAROON 5. HOW COULD I DO SUCH A THING. WHYY. WHYYYYY.
periwinkle • 20 Jun 2013, 4:03 PM
EVEN ADAM FREAKING LEVINE. TT^TT *sobs muffled-ly into a pillow* I'm sorry Adam. I thought we had something real going on.
periwinkle • 20 Jun 2013, 4:02 PM
HOMEDAWG, I'M WILLING TO PUNCH NYAN AND EVERY MEMBER IN MAROON 5 TO GET HIM. ❤️ Even Adam Levine. ;-;
periwinkle • 20 Jun 2013, 3:59 PM
He's taken....BY ME. :B :B :B :B Jk. He's single, but @nyan's got her multiple squinty little asian eyes on him. xD