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glados • 24 Nov 2011, 7:53 PM
COMMAND; KILL - paused. Start COMMAND; Cove FEED.
glados • 24 Nov 2011, 7:11 PM
WEAPON; Turrets. INSTALLATION ACCEPTED. ___-- -__ -_ -- __ -Please specify turret location.
glados • 24 Nov 2011, 6:49 PM
Stalemate detected. Transfer procedure for KILL cannot continue.
glados • 24 Nov 2011, 6:19 PM
/enters 'help'/ Darn system, not reading my commands through.
glados • 24 Nov 2011, 6:07 PM
Congratulations. The test is now over. All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin.
glados • 24 Nov 2011, 5:57 PM
/claps
glados • 24 Nov 2011, 5:55 PM
Still Alive.
glados • 24 Nov 2011, 2:20 PM
While you're dying I'll be Still Alive.
glados • 24 Nov 2011, 1:50 PM
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
glados • 24 Nov 2011, 12:42 PM
On the people who are still alive. (And moist! xD)
glados • 24 Nov 2011, 12:39 PM
I've experiments to run. (Whoa, that's delicious.)
glados • 24 Nov 2011, 12:24 PM
Look at me still talking when there's Science to do. (Definitely chocolate. Yours?)
glados • 24 Nov 2011, 11:36 AM
Anyway, this cake is great.
glados • 24 Nov 2011, 11:34 AM
Maybe Black Mesa.
glados • 24 Nov 2011, 11:13 AM
I think I prefer to stay inside.
glados • 24 Nov 2011, 11:11 AM
For the people who are still alive. (xD)
glados • 24 Nov 2011, 11:09 AM
So I'm GLaD I got burned.
glados • 24 Nov 2011, 11:00 AM
Now these points of data make a beautiful line. (Go fire!)
Ian • 24 Nov 2011, 10:56 AM
Thanks! Happy Thanksgiving!
glados • 24 Nov 2011, 10:52 AM
And threw every piece into a fire.
glados • 24 Nov 2011, 10:50 AM
Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
glados • 24 Nov 2011, 10:34 AM
I'm not even angry.
glados • 24 Nov 2011, 10:28 AM
And the Science gets done, and you make a neat gun,
glados • 24 Nov 2011, 10:27 AM
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
glados • 24 Nov 2011, 10:24 AM
For the good of all of us.
glados • 23 Nov 2011, 4:19 PM
Aperture Science.
metaphor • 22 Nov 2011, 10:43 PM
I see elements. Lots of elements. D:
glados • 21 Nov 2011, 6:12 PM
I'm making a note here - huge success.
glados • 20 Nov 2011, 6:12 PM
The likelihood of you dying within the next five minutes is 87.61%.
glados • 20 Nov 2011, 6:05 PM
Oh. Heyyyy there, pretty lady.