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periwinkle • 3 Apr 2013, 5:13 PM
*gets caught conversing with apple* That's right. She's a multi.
periwinkle • 3 Apr 2013, 5:12 PM
*plugs up my orfices WITH food* Can be done#PARTYPEEPUL Kay, Grassy out.
periwinkle • 3 Apr 2013, 5:10 PM
*summons a lamp-once* WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY DESATURATION!?
gbthy66666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666. (< ya see that? That's me falling asleep on the keyboard. See ya tonight. :B)
periwinkle • 3 Apr 2013, 5:08 PM
I. NEVER. STOP. *desaturates to invisibility* Just gonna watch you sleep naow, dont mind me.
periwinkle • 3 Apr 2013, 5:07 PM
When I was young, I stabbed my teacher to death with a fork.
periwinkle • 3 Apr 2013, 5:06 PM
It looks like it wants the D. You: NOT FOR SALE!!! It wants you to give it to him. You: I HAVE NOTHING TO GIVE. It likes secks. You: *u*
periwinkle • 3 Apr 2013, 5:02 PM
BABY I CAN SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOOWWW. AS I'M SITTING ON MY TTREEEEEE OUTSIDEEEEEE.
periwinkle • 3 Apr 2013, 5:01 PM
I ONLY LIKE TRANS FAT. I ONLY LIKE TRANS. I ONLY LIKE TRAN. Okay I'm done. *dies*
periwinkle • 3 Apr 2013, 4:59 PM
*Shoves my pickled baby corn down your trachea* HAPPEH NOW!? I de-saturated again today. Really must control them urges. ;-;
periwinkle • 3 Apr 2013, 4:55 PM
DFAK!? 5 : 30. DON'T YOU GO ALL NASTY SMILEY-FACE ON ME, EGGCAVE. 😸 😸 😸
periwinkle • 3 Apr 2013, 4:54 PM
You have no one else. Hey, I'm like..dead tired right now. Gonna take a nap. And I have a Yahtzee tournament at a nightclub @5:30 So byee.
periwinkle • 3 Apr 2013, 4:41 PM
You're not even kuu. But it makes sense cause you have this soap that looks like red bean icecream. *obviously didnt eat lunch*
periwinkle • 3 Apr 2013, 3:29 PM
Hmm, I gotta go do stuff too. *walks away with a body bag and a shovel* Aye BAY BAY.
periwinkle • 3 Apr 2013, 3:20 PM
hide you kids, hide yo wife. *wifi There's a picture of him you showed me. Lying on the rails of your porch. *so attractive*
periwinkle • 3 Apr 2013, 3:16 PM
YOUR COUSIN!!! *goes to your deck* *sees him posing seductively on the rails* *causes an ashquake*
rileytibbles_side • 3 Apr 2013, 3:15 PM
I've probably said this before, but: Dat cove....
periwinkle • 3 Apr 2013, 3:15 PM
they were the many works of me. done by me when I lived in ny. they are my inanimate children.
periwinkle • 3 Apr 2013, 3:14 PM
I deleted it. Unless you want THOMAS written all over your wall/face. CAUSE I CAN DO THAT TOO.
periwinkle • 3 Apr 2013, 3:13 PM
*too many words chu don't understand. gonads are really just dead male parasitic fish. They dont know shieat* WHYY!? WHERE!? HOW!?
periwinkle • 3 Apr 2013, 3:10 PM
YES. THE STUDENT HAS LEARNED. MASTER IS PROUD. THE MASTER HAS SPOKEN. NOW GO WASTE MORE MONEY. (why?) WHYYYY!?
periwinkle • 3 Apr 2013, 3:09 PM
GONADSSSS.
Now go shove that glass up your----*cough* NOSTRIL. WTF MAN?YOU OLD.
periwinkle • 3 Apr 2013, 3:07 PM
Gonads. (I would know. I am one)
periwinkle • 3 Apr 2013, 3:06 PM
CLEAR PANTS CLEAR PANTS!! DALLEEE! BANO!! UNO DOS, CINCO, VANTE. MIAMI. LOS ANGELES. PARTY PEEPULL!! There. I just made a Pitbull song.
periwinkle • 3 Apr 2013, 3:04 PM
If you was in my stomach I'd have my own orbit, bruh. And I'll ask jacne for some lotion. LOTION DEM LEGS.
periwinkle • 3 Apr 2013, 3:03 PM
Fine. Lunch time. My dad'll drive us there and we run back. Or teleport. There's this nice big storm drain near Haslett.
periwinkle • 3 Apr 2013, 3:02 PM
*shakes Tho out of your pants* YOUNG LADY, YOU GET BACK IN MY STOMACH RIGHT NOW.
Cause I have no one else to talk to. Here or at skuu. We're just two olive floating about in a jar of jellybeans. v.v So what time?
periwinkle • 3 Apr 2013, 3:00 PM
Pwahaha. I thought you said your PARENTS smell like chlorine. Which makes sense cause you enjoy smelling others. Is ALLAH IN THEM!? :B