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nut • 1 Oct 2015, 8:32 PM
why does she think he's rich....
nut • 1 Oct 2015, 8:24 PM
idk man i would never want to be a teacher, much less a music teacher like they make absolutely no money
nut • 1 Oct 2015, 8:20 PM
true actually
nut • 1 Oct 2015, 8:17 PM
i realized today that minaj totally has schut legs like hes wearing these slightly fitted running pants and they were SO SPECIAL
nut • 1 Oct 2015, 8:14 PM
OK SAME WE GOT THE WORSE ONE. i thot of a kool kaption like "this just in" except "this justin"
nut • 1 Oct 2015, 8:09 PM
ok lmao i'll talk to hugo in a few years once he Matures
nut • 1 Oct 2015, 7:53 PM
we were never homophobic or sexist omg we just appropriated things we prob shouldnt have. when did we ever make sexist jokes omg
nut • 1 Oct 2015, 7:51 PM
yeah he'll hate that even more he's probably homophobic as well
nut • 1 Oct 2015, 7:50 PM
hugo will have no interest in steven universe it has too many Girls.
nut • 1 Oct 2015, 7:45 PM
WHAT THE HECK HOW DO U GET SO MANY DO U EVEN FEED BRUH
i gave up on hugo he likes minions anyways he's a lost cause
nut • 1 Oct 2015, 7:39 PM
hugo isnt gentle at all and come to think of it, he's probably extremely sexist and i just never realized
idk i dont wanna know. sounds like generic white man voices with canned laughter in the background
nut • 1 Oct 2015, 7:36 PM
like first of all that "joke" is so 2000 and late and secondly can i please move out now
nut • 1 Oct 2015, 7:35 PM
ok so hugo is watching youtube vids and i just heard "I'm not sexist. Being sexist is wrong, and being wrong is for women!" *audie
nut • 1 Oct 2015, 7:04 PM
HAHA
nut • 1 Oct 2015, 6:57 PM
erik kinda reminds me of mothballs
nut • 1 Oct 2015, 6:32 PM
well my fam uses a lot of detergent. however i do not smell clean bc i am permanently filthy.
nut • 1 Oct 2015, 6:31 PM
YOU WANT UR TEETH TO BE GREY ?
-like erik, actually idk how to describe scent but at least it was not b.o. like the girl
nut • 1 Oct 2015, 6:30 PM
-running ahead, like the scent alerts me to her presence. anyways minaj smelled very unique. idk how 2 describe. very white boi but not-
-this one girl who has NASTY b.o. even when shes not sweating and stuff and i can literally recognize her scent if she passes by me or is-
nut • 1 Oct 2015, 6:29 PM
ok well one positive is that he smells rly good....maybe i am biased but i pay a lot of attention to how other ppl smell at xc like there's-
nut • 1 Oct 2015, 6:28 PM
yeah, "fill in the gaps with any color you want"
-the next level of floss culture and now i have a large container of gum poking sticks.
nut • 1 Oct 2015, 6:27 PM
you can also exercise your gums by poking them every day with one of those mini brush things. thats what i do now bc they upgraded me to-
wait xc was kinda sad today justin lapped me about 10 times
nut • 1 Oct 2015, 6:26 PM
bc first i have some nasty wide teeth gaps that are miniature food storages
nut • 1 Oct 2015, 6:25 PM
ok my only pride and joy in my life is that i floss each and every single honking night
nut • 1 Oct 2015, 6:18 PM
497??????????????!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!