Crashdiet the Clickroach

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Crashdiet
100% Happy
Stolen
17 Aug 2016
Hatched
14 Nov 2017
Immortal
25 Mar 2018
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The Junkyard travel just made me think of Savage Playground a bit too much... too bad you can only see an umlaut when clicking on a creature.

TRADING INFO:
Most of my Definitely UFT creatures and names have been moved to @canned_goodies. If it's there, it's for trade. If it's here and in the Possibly UFT tab, it's for trade but tentative to some degree - either I like this creature myself, or consider it among my most valuable UFTs for now, or a bit of both. Nostalgia Cove is NFT unless you have some majestic offer - it's all commons or former commons though. Creatures with band/song/album names or book names ON THIS ACCOUNT are either NFT or tentative unless their profile says otherwise.
The list on my profile just holds critters I like, these aren't the only ones I can trade for. While I'd be happy to get one of these, I'll accept any fair offer for Definitely UFT and different offers for Possibly UFT creatures, so feel free to offer.
I don't buy CC, so I'm always happy to get some. Not too interested in items, unless there's a bunch of lots in the Trades' Center screaming "RUDOLPH MULETIDE TOYS YEEPAFUKKA DO YOU HAVE THEM", or it's a CC item I can later resell. May be interested in buying some names - there's a small list on @canned_goodies (as well as my own UFT names), or you can try and surprise me.
I'd really prefer it if you offered. At least something like "this plus this or that plus that or that" or "5 of this year's monthlies but not this one". Asking me what I want... well, the answer is, I don't want anything (unless there's a trade in TC or a topic stating that I do). I don't WANT to trade, but I CAN. It's you who WANTS to trade, so please, at least make something up so that we can start from there. I'm open for values' discussions and I don't bite if you offer something that's not worth it, I promise!
With that in mind, I'm still no charity. If your cove consists of this year's monthlies and commons and you're asking for an old critter, the answer's likely to be no. Not "NO YOU STUPID FACE GO AWAY FOR EVER!!!111!", that's absolutely ridiculous, but still a no. If you're a newbie, I highly recommend you to look through Trades' Center or use Forums' Search - or at least wander into the Archives - to get an idea of how old and valuable the creature is. I do it all the time even though technically I'm probably not a newbie anymore 😃

About Clickroach Eggs

Clickroach eggs are commonly found in Faela City, much to the chagrin of its residents. They are sometimes seen in the Cave for reasons unknown, but the prevalent theory is that they were inadvertently brought to it by explorers with infested equipment.

A blue light pulsates from within their synthetic shells.

About the Clickroach Creature

Literal computer bugs, Clickroaches are attracted to data centers, server rooms, power plants, robotics manufacturers, and other such facilities that contain large amounts of technology to siphon energy from. Although thought to have been created somewhere in Faela City, the exact origins of this artificial parasite is unclear.

When they are not busy troubleshooting issues caused by Yeeps wandering into inappropriate places, Leeps spend their time Clickroach-proofing the Egg Cave offices to prevent site lag.