M0bo the Mo

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"Mass" by Modern Baseball

Pulled over at midday
The joker's still wet behind the ears
He hands off a novel of novice citations outside the service station
The glue sets beneath our heels

My baby's in Massachusetts
And all this booze is useless
Sunset sing my scratched out sighing soul to sleep
And the cashier here is ruthless
Jeanette, I wrote your name down
But I'd hate that job as much as you do if I was stuck between
Barton and Binghamton too

Days like this I miss listening to records
Making coffee together
Snow globes and Jersey sheets
I tried sleeping in our bed without you last night
That didn't work at all, cause I couldn't sleep

Sometimes I wish it was still last summer
And you still lived in South Philly
And I wasn't playing a show in Nebraska, or Austin, Texas
Asking the kids what they ate for breakfast

But here I am, Valero bathroom
Who's paid to keep these things cliche?
Bury me beneath New York state
It's the only place where I feel dead

My baby's in Massachusetts
And all this booze is useless
Sunset sing my scratched out sighing soul to sleep
And the cashier here is ruthless
Jeanette, I wrote your name down
But I'd hate that job as much as you do if I was stuck between
Barton and Binghamton too

About Mo Eggs

Mo eggs are, obviously, shiny and pretty. So shiny that they sparkle even at night (yes -- without a light source)! Mo eggs are, currently, the most coveted egg in Ark; they are extremely rare. If you do happen to obtain one of these eggs, it's best not to tell anybody. The chances of Mo eggs being stolen are rather high. If you have a Mo egg and ever think somebody is plotting to kill you or steal the egg, report it to the authorities at the Town Hall.

About the Mo Creature

Mo are a heavenly bird that sing sweeter than a symphony or any human voice. Mo's beauty surpasses all other creatures (to many) and some speculate that Mo are not of Ark, but of some other distant world. Mo are also excellent parroters and can carry on somewhat lengthy intellectual conversations (forming their own thoughts and opinions); one never feels alone with a Mo. Mo like to keep warm and, as a result, enjoy being close to their masters. Mo can also travel long distances without stopping for food or water, so if you ever go on an adventure with a Mo, don't expect yourself to keep up!