Oscular the Boarage

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〈 from The Cave after half a month of ignoring Boarage eggs 〉


╒ I want a kiss, I want to kiss, I want to kiss you. ╛

Hey babe. What?
Hey babe. What? No.
Hey. Babe. No. I said no.
No, let's kiss? No. Period.
No, comma, let's kiss? What? No. Go away.
Aw.
◄► Can I kiss you (please)? ◄►

‹ so what i lied. good thing i was too tanned my blushes weren't apparent. you can't just sit around, turn heads, and flick eyes at people. throwing something so impressionable as "i love you" was not common sense. that's the ultimate thing you should do to. to feign your feelings, to beguile people into their fantasies of your never-ending teases. you must assume those words were bluntly easy to mess around? so you can just blurt them out whenever you want? i'm a sucker for charm, i can't take jokes. › 11.10.16 -- i want to kiss you, too.

gently -- passionately.


Oscular Xander Yosemite Tobias Chandler Isaiah Nicholson
O.X.Y.T.O.C.I.N -- the hormone released while osculating, smooching, pecking, Frenching, tonsil-hockeying.
boy isn't my middle initial(s) going to be exhaustively long on a college application?

or just
Oscar X. Nicholson

Licensed Philematologist
are these tusks not winsome?


Oscar just wants a kiss. A fling, it's humorous, it's serious, he doesn't care. Do what you said you would. Oscar was trapped in an incantation in shape of a boar, and only asinine jests can break the spell. Conscious-wise, he idealistically thinks he is extricated, but is it the naked eye that deceives his appearance?
I mean. It's a dream. A real-life fantasy.

Past loves, they never got really far.
Walls up make sure I'm guarding my heart,
And I promised I wouldn't do this, until I knew it was right for me.
But no one that I've met before;
Can make me feel so right and secure;
And have you noticed I lose my focus;
And the world around me disappears.

Because when I’m kissing you my senses come alive;
Almost like the puzzle piece I’ve been trying to find;
Falls right into place you’re all that it takes;
My doubts fade away when I’m kissing you.
When I’m kissing you it all starts making sense;
And all the questions I’ve been asking in my head;
Like, "Are you the one? Should I really trust?";
Crystal clear it becomes when I’m kissing you.

I've never felt nothing like this;
You're making me open up.
No point even trying to fight this.
It kind of feels like it's love.

♩ 11.10.16 -- pour sugar in my ear
♪ 11.16.16 -- can i hold your hand?
♫ 11.10.16 -- coition is bad
MASA -- Musketeers and Spirit Animals
One of Porthos's spirit animals. Yes. Because he is sturdy and kissy.
Note to self -- potential spirit animals: Canosh, Frice, Cayni + new Cave monthlies.

▷ return to HOODIE

About Boarage Eggs

Protruding from the rear-end of every Boarage egg is a curled tail that will elicit a muffled squeal if tugged. The well-being of an egg can largely be determined by the strength of its tail, as a healthy one is oftentimes more difficult to unravel.

About the Boarage Creature

The Boarage is a species of pig that, not unlike its Tuswine cousin, has an insatiable appetite. Preferring a diet of particularly fresh fruit and vegetables, it is commonly found patrolling the outskirts of bountiful farmland.

Farmers regard Boarage as severe pests, estimating that they cause roughly two-hundred million Egg Coins' worth of crop damage every year on the island. It is because of this negative agricultural impact that a Boarage hunting season has been implemented by Ark's government to curb the rising population.