Onism the Nunny

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
It's wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.

Three days grade school, three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

You did come back different.

- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.

- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.

Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.

Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.

I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.

I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.

That's why we don't need vacations.

Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances.

- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!

- Bee-men.
- Amen!

Hallelujah!

Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of... ...9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies.
And begins your career at Honex Industries!

Will we pick our job today?

I heard it's just orientation.

Heads up! Here we go.

Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.

- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.

Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco, and a part of the Hexagon Group.

This is it!

Wow.

Wow.

We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
Our top-secret formula


is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured


into this soothing sweet syrup


with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...


Honey!


- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!


- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.


- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive


to improve every aspect
of bee existence.


These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.


- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.


Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.


- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey


that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.


Oan anyone work on the Krelman?


Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know


that every small job,
if it's done well, means a lot.


But choose carefully


because you'll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.


The same job the rest of your life?
I didn't know that.


What's the difference?


You'll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, haven't had one day off


in 27 million years.


So you'll just work us to death?


We'll sure try.


Wow! That blew my mind!


"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?


One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.


I'm relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.


But, Adam, how could they
never have told us that?


Why would you question anything?
We're bees.


We're the most perfectly
functioning society on Earth.


You ever think maybe things
work a little too well here?


Like what? Give me one example.


I don't know. But you know
what I'm talking about.


Please clear the gate.
Royal Nectar Force on approach.


Wait a second. Oheck it out.


- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
- Wow.


I've never seen them this close.


They know what it's like
outside the hive.


Yeah, but some don't come back.


- Hey, Jocks!
- Hi, Jocks!


You guys did great!


You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!


- I wonder where they were.
- I don't know.


Their day's not planned.


Outside the hive, flying who knows
where, doing who knows what.


You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
Jock. You have to be bred for that.


Right.


Look. That's more pollen
than you and I will see in a lifetime.


It's just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.


Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
and the ladies see you wearing it.


Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?


Distant. Distant.

About Nunny Eggs

Nunny eggs manifest themselves in areas of Ark where the "Christmas spirit" is most prevalent. The sweet aroma emitted by these eggs is known to heighten the festive cheer of the individuals that are in close vicinity to them.

Never prematurely remove a Nunny egg from where it first appeared. It will start to wither and fade away unless it is returned. An unhealthy Nunny egg has once been observed to cause those surrounding it to plummet into a state of despair. It is thought that these eggs are capable of establishing an empathic link to anyone that is nearby.

About the Nunny Creature

A Nunny that is close to hatching might have difficulty escaping its shell. Arkians who have never owned a Nunny before seek Aki the Bright for assistance. In most cases, he will brew the egg in warm water until the soft chocolate encasement dissolves completely and the hatchling is able to free itself. Hot Nunny chocolate is a delicacy during the holiday seasons and new owners are often given the first sip to strengthen their bond to their newly hatched creature.

A Nunny will immediately sense the sadness of anyone nearby. It will do anything within its power to cheer that person or creature up. If it is having difficulty, more Nunnies will appear to offer their assistance. The Science and Research Center in Ark City has come to the conclusion that Nunnies are capable of empathy and developed this ability due to the circumstances in which they were first conceived.

Nunnies are also very enthusiastic helpers. As a matter of fact, young Nunnies are so enthusiastic that they can be quite clumsy. They are very loving, welcoming creatures that enjoy spreading happiness and decorating for any occasion. If asked politely enough, a Nunny will do almost anything that is asked of it.