Marsalis the Salaslyke

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Marsalis
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Uuhh, because you're fine, and that you have alluring eyes, and figures like none other.
Also probably because you go to an extremely prestigious private school, is some all-state champion football player title, and has a good relationship with your brother, and that steel blue buttoned up shirt with confusing floral embellishments and ordinary jeans do not compliment you any less.
Also probably because you spoon feeds your girlfriend, no matter how disgusting that is in public, but you have a big family and it's all that matters, and that frail pink vertical striped shirt with a light gray blazer was unmistakable.

About Salaslyke Eggs

Salaslyke eggs are spiny and scaly. An invisible, odd smelling goo surrounds the egg; if the goo were to touch human skin, it would turn it permanently red and scaly. It's best not to touch these eggs until they hatch...

About the Salaslyke Creature

Salaslyke are an interesting type of reptile. They are very quick on their feet and are able to discern dangerous situations swiftly. Their main weapons are not only their speed but their powerful jump (which grows stronger with each evolution) and rock-solid tail. That's why when a Salaslyke smacks your face with their tail, a common jocular saying amongst Ark residents is, "You've been slyked!"