Devilman the Unusith

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Devilman Crybaby
AKA something you DON'T binge-watch having to see the ending at night
AKA
*Spoilers ahead*





The one story where God is an ultimate yeephole
*MASSIVE SPOILERS AHEAD*
Seriously, though, let's just look at this:
One of your creations - the ones you've probably designed yourself - rebels (also, why? We never get to know why Satan rebelled here in the first place, since it's obviously not the Biblical story - he did that long before the humans ever came into picture). Okay. He rebels. What do you do as an almighty all-knowing being?
"Well, let's just kick him out into space. I'm too lazy to even decide whether I want to kill him or not, so I'll just send him flying through wherever. That'll probably solve the problem."
Okay, that creation of yours ends up on a planet inhabited by demons. He settles down, and they all live there... well, "peacefully" isn't the suitable word, but at least according to laws of their nature, without going anywhere else. What do you do?
"ARRRGHHHH KILL THEM WITH FIRE HOW DO THEY DARE LIVE"
Awesome. Now you've *seemingly* completed that demon-holocaust. What was that for again?
"Let's put my newer creations to live on this planet. Me likey"
But... why this same planet? Isn't literally any other planet out of the billion gazillion that's out there a better option than something where yeeping DEMONS used to live? Again, you're God. You could probably terraform any piece of space rock, heck, even create a new one!
"Nah. Here go humans. Me likey"
Okay, but maybe at least double-check that the demons are really gone for good? That it's safe here?
"Meh. Nah."
Now guess what, the demons are actually back. And guess what, they're a bit UNHAPPY about some weird two-legged weaklings all over what used to be their home planet. AND GUESS WHAT merging with humans makes them more dangerous than they could ever dream before.
"Zzzzzzzz"
Oh, and that Satan of yours? He's sort of back, too.
"mmwhat? Meh. Whatever. He doesn't remember jack yeep anyway."
But... isn't a potentially crazy powerful - and angry - creature that lacks understanding of human emotions, let alone of their necessity - a literally inhuman creature - kind of NOT OKAY to be on the loose among your other creations? Like a ferret in the chicken coop? Just having demons here is bad enough already, why not do something about him also being in the picture?
"Zzzzzzzzzzzzyeepoff not interested"
Well. Turns out he didn't even need to remember everything. Hey, buddy, there's a war going on down on your planet! Demons killing humans! Humans killing demons! Devilmen killing demons! Humans killing humans! Aargh!
*grabs space-popcorn* "Oh, wait, they want to launch nuclear weapons? Nuuuu, I wanted to watch! Begone, this little group of demons with nuclear weapons!"
Excellent judgement. May I just mention that your actions have actually given Satan's memory a good kick and he now remembers everything and is back to his powerful angry self?
*grabs an extra bucket of space-popcorn*
*Sigh* Great. Just great. What a peaceful sight. All humans are dead. All demons are dead. All Devilmen are dead... wait... nah, that one's dead, too. All that's left is a planet rendered absolutely uninhabitable, and that emotionally handicapped creation of yours lying there talking to the corpse. Half a corpse. At least it's the top half.
*munch munch*
Oh wait, now that's interesting! Look, your emotionally handicapped creature seems to be not so emotionally handicapped anymore! It's evolved! It's learned new things and maybe will become a better self now! Was I mistaken, God? Did you really have a plan - a weird and overly complicated one, sure, but is there actually something coming from this? Something possibly good for our universe?
*swallows last bits of popcorn* "Ahem... KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!1!"
*SIGH* Well, now it's really NOTHING left here. What a waste.
Really. Feel free to correct me on this or have a discussion, but that's what I saw. Ugh.

About Unusith Eggs

Unusith eggs can only be found in Fairy World. The only way to obtain an Unusith egg is to be given one by a fairy or other fae spirit. Attempting to steal one form Fairy World is a very bad idea as you will draw the wrath of all the fairy courts down upon you.

About the Unusith Creature

Being gifted with an Unusith shows that you have earned a blessing, favor, or friendship from a fairy. Unusiths are excellent, if a little puckish, companions, so long as you treat them well and remain in the good graces of the fae. If you abuse your Unusith or somehow anger the fairy who gifted you the original egg your Unusith will turn dark and its pranks and playful behavior will become harmful and destructive. Having your Unusith "join the wild hunt", as this transformation is commonly called, is a sign that you've fallen out of favor with the fae. Any future dealings you may have with the fairies will be more difficult as you've proven that you can not be trusted.

Unusith's who have "joined the wild hunt" will eventually leave their owners, but not after wreaking considerable havoc. Upon leaving the Unusith will return to Fairy World where they will either become companions of the darker, more nasty fae or will join one of the wild Unusith packs that roam that land.