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Saint_Bernard the Honk

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23 Jul 2022

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Hey yall, Wyvern here again
I personally relate to this song alot, so yayyyyyy/sarcastic

Hung pictures of patron saints up on my wall
To remind me that I am a fool
Tell me where I came from, what I will always be
Just a spoiled little kid who went to Catholic school

When I am dead I won't join their ranks
'Cause they are both holy and free
And I'm in Ohio, satanic and chained up
And until the end, that's how it'll be

I said make me love myself so that I might love you
Don't make me a liar, 'cause I swear to god
When I said it I thought it was true

Saint Calvin told me not to worry about you
But he's got his own things to deal with
There's really just one thing that we have in common
Neither of us will be missed

Saint Bernard sits at the top of the driveway
You always said how you loved dogs
I don't know if I count
But I'm trying my best
When I'm howling and barking these songs

About Honk Eggs

This egg, by far, contains the most mysterious surprise.

About the Honk Creature

Honk are a unique kind of species in that they are the only type of duck which will NOT run away from a human. Honks, naturally, enjoying making their distinct "honk" noise; after several minutes of listening to a flock of Honk honking, it can get rather annoying. However, a Honk is a friend for life and enjoys flying across the beaches of Ark. If you ever need to deliver a message to a friend on the other side of the island, a Honk may be your best bet.