WeWillRockYou the Distorticai

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WeWillRockYou
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Buddy, you're a boy, make a big noise
Playing in the street, gonna be a big man someday
You got mud on your face, you big disgrace
Kicking your can all over the place, singin'
We will, we will rock you
We will, we will rock you
Buddy, you're a young man, hard man
Shouting in the street, gonna take on the world someday
You got blood on your face, you big disgrace
Waving your banner all over the place
We will, we will rock you, sing it!
We will, we will rock you
Buddy, you're an old man, poor man
Pleading with your eyes, gonna make you some peace someday
You got mud on your face, big disgrace
Somebody better put you back into your place
We will, we will rock you, sing it
We will, we will rock you, everybody
We will, we will rock you, hmm
We will, we will rock you
Alright

About Distorticai Eggs

Originally mistaken for sickly Storticai when discovered near the Mysterious Asteroid’s crash site, collaborative studies on these eggs via the research institutions of Ark City and Faela City quickly debunked this speculation.

About the Distorticai Creature

Distorticai are enigmatic creatures with a genetic profile that is nearly identical to that of Storticai. Alterations to this code from an unknown, or undisclosed, source has birthed a meek species whose lackluster physical prowess is compensated by immense psychic ability.

Origin of the Distorticai

The low, droning hum of assorted laboratory equipment buzzed throughout the cramped workspace. Slumped forward at a paper-cluttered desk was an exhausted figure whose weary eyes rested on an arrangement of glass chambers lined against the far side of the room. Suspended within the bubbling viridescent liquid of each chamber were alienlike humanoids in various stages of development that ranged from embryonic to adulthood.

It could not have been predicted in earnest that the Mysterious Asteroid’s fateful arrival to Ark many years ago would be the catalyst for ushering in an era of technological revolution. The visiting Ajani Storticai, after claiming responsibility for the wayward meteorite, exchanged groundbreaking discoveries with Arkians to resounding scientific progress. It stands to reason that these advancements would soon lead to an ethical fork in the road.

A breached upstairs entrance, booming voices, and a rush of heavy footsteps that rattled the overhead lighting would cease this underground operation effective immediately.