Guybrush the Goblar

Hi! My name is a Guybrush Threepwood, and I want to be a pirate !
So, you want to be a pirate, eh? You look more like a flooring inspector...

We're a band of vicious pirates!
A-sailin' out to sea.
When you hear our gentle singing
You'll be sure to turn and flee!

Oh, this is just ridiculous

A pirate I was meant to be!
Trim the sails and roam the sea!

We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange.
Guess the song's over then.
Guess so
Okay, back to work
Well gee I feel a little guilty, now