Medieval the Jester

There once was a dragon
who lived in a wagon
and drank from a flagon.

People thought he was scary
because he was hairy
so he found a fairy.

He asked her to dance
she gave him a glance
said he needs pants.

He went to a store bemused
and then he perused
in the end he refused.

Dragons don't wear pants he said
so the fairy then fled.
He was filled with dread
when he turned his head
for there was a paper that read
the people wanted his sled.

He decided to run
for it was not fun
and he was done.

He started to vent
so away he went
to get an accent

He went to France
learned to wear pants
in the name of romance

And that is the tale
of the dragon Vale
in search of a female.