-BattyXIII the Battyrus

Stupid things King George III did
1.Thinking London had flooded and ordering a sieve to sail away in
2.Ordering that London be flooded
3. Ending every single [yeep] sentence with the word Peacock
4. Disowning his son when he became regent because "Mum told me to"
5. Adopting a peacock as his son and insisting that it inherit the throne
6. Arguing with trees
7. Unsuccessfully courting said trees
8. Eating maps of Canada
9. Giving George Stevenson lots of money and telling him to do something with it (he died before it was completed)
10. Forgetting that Britain was at war with Napoleon and sending his "closest friend and ally" 40 million pounds
11. Publicly declaring himself a peacock
12. Issuing a law allowing women to join the armed forces then repealing the law 3 hours later
13. Attempting to mortgage the British Empire for funds to build a "peacock lair"
14. Declaring war on a random country (chosen by lottery) then making peace the next week every month from 1778-1815

Please note that I don't actually know if he actually did any of these things.