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BKFootLettuce the Baphet

58 of 805

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Owner
curlywhiskers

Stolen
11 Oct 2020

Hatched
25 Jun 2021

Immortal
7 Dec 2023

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Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.

About Baphet Eggs

Careful! If your Baphet egg isn't bolted down, it could fly away.

About the Baphet Creature

Baphets are an evil creature—a cross between a bat and a goat that has the ability to inflict deep cuts with its razor-sharp, pointed tail. Weirdly enough, there is no legend that has either existed or survived about Baphets and why they are so evil and what motivates them.

So if you ever have the misfortune of ever interacting with a Baphet, make sure you've got thick armor on!