Agorio the Gorio

Stage 2 - 14/07/26
Stage 3 - 16/08/26
Became Immortal: 20/09/26

The Ominous DooVoo Questions and Answers 2026:

Will we Ever be allowed to Talk about Bruno? "Most likely."
Will my Life Be Forever Autumn? "I'm not sure, but it's not positive."
Will Argentina Cry For Me Anyway? "Yes, perhaps."
Will there Always be Beatles on Abbey Road? "The Universe has commanded it."
Do you have the Time to listen to me Whine, about Nothing and Everything All at Once? "Most likely."
Will we Ever know what to do with the Drunken Sailor? "The Universe has commanded it."
Do You Wanna Build a Snowman? "All signs point to it. Yes."
Are the Hills Alive with the Sound of Music? "Yes."
Will We Ever find out Why the Chicken Crossed the Road? "One cannot know the future. It is not certain."
Does Everybody Really want to Rule the World? "Yes."
Can they still Hear it calling in the Air Tonight? "Yes."
Does Everybody still Love Raymond? "The Universe is not certain."
Does Everyone still Hate Chris? "It is certain..."
If they Took me to the River, would they Put me in the Water? "One cannot know the future. It is not certain."
Are we gonna Rock down to Electric Avenue? "My reply is no."
Will Johnny Remember Me? "It will not happen."
If it came down to a Fight between Superman and Batman, Would Batman Win? "My reply is no."
Oppa Gangnam Style? "No way."
Will I be Forever Blowing Bubbles? "Yes, perhaps."
Numa Numa Hey? "My sources say no."
Scoobie Doobie Doo, Where are You? "Yes, definitely."
Just Beat it? "Absolutely."
Do you Believe in Life After Love? "No way."
Is This the Way to Amarillo? "Without a doubt."
Breaking the Law? "Signs point to yes."
But if you Close your Eyes, does it almost feel like Nothing's Changed at all? "Not likely."
Do you Hear the People Sing? "May it be so."
Take my Breath Away? "Outlook is not good..."
Bananas in Pyjamas? "Most likely."
Do they Know the Muffin Man? "Absolutely."
Is it the End of The World as we Know it? "Indeed not."
Is Common Sense going to become so Common that Smart People Become the Minority? "Signs point to yes."
Do you Hear the Drums, Fernando? "Yes, perhaps."
Does the Sun Always Shine on TV? "I'm not sure, but it's not positive."
You've got a Friend in Me "Absolutely."
Show me the way to go Home "Yes, perhaps."
Fly on the Wings of Love "Absolutely."
Did Old McDonald Really have a Farm? "Your question is shrouded in negative energy."
Will the Woodchuck ever Chuck Norris? "The Universe is positive."
Should I let The Darkness Consume me? "Yes"
Will you still be sending me a Valentine? "Yes definitely"
Uniform? "The Universe has commanded it."






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