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*GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE* *GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE* *GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLETTE*
The Goblette is a bizarre, turkey-like creature that stands about three feet tall on gawky legs. Its enormous, yellow-brown eyes swivel independently, giving it a wild, alarmed look as it moves. Known for its bizarre array of sounds, it can screech like a chorus of rubber chickens or rumble deep enough to shake the ground. Its prance-dance is a strange blend of skipping, flapping, and ballet, adding to its aura of absurdity.
With terrible wing dexerity, the Goblette is known to slap away hands attempting to touch its feathers, sometimes even giving a sarcastic "thumbs-up" gesture in return. It also has a strange habit of holding early morning "councils" with other Farmland animals, where it fans its wings wide, supposedly discussing Thanksgiving's deeper meaning (or how to survive it).
No one has been able to decipher or translate the Goblette's squawk-language and many insist that this peculiar creature is indeed not mysterious, but is simply ridiculous.