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taffy789 • 10 Aug 2017, 10:53 PM
middle of some random gun fight/car chase/typical action movie plot scene, then freeze frame cut to black, the end.
goes out for a smoke & he (who hated action movies before) gets shocked by a comic-shop neon sign and immediately gets caught in the
taffy789 • 10 Aug 2017, 10:52 PM
maybe as a joke it cuts to the girl's ex-fiancé, some crappy pretentious rival writer type who didn't deserve her anyway, he gets huffy &
taffy789 • 10 Aug 2017, 10:51 PM
& flashfoward the guy is accepting an oscar for his period piece movie, the girl is there with her clearly lesbian bff turned now lover, &
taffy789 • 10 Aug 2017, 10:50 PM
like: !!!!! U DONT LOOK ATTRACTIVE!!! n the girl is like: OMFG IS IT GONE??? & they HIGHFIVE n the crowd claps, now confused
taffy789 • 10 Aug 2017, 10:49 PM
taser snapped him out of it, n he comes to w/ the girl over him all concerned & he DOESNT see the rose petal shiny camera effects and hes
taffy789 • 10 Aug 2017, 10:48 PM
logic??? like somehow electricity from some flowery neon sign shocked him at the beginning n cursed him with the romcom fate, n now the
taffy789 • 10 Aug 2017, 10:47 PM
agent that the guy juked to get near the girl bursts in n tasers him, and maybe somehow that taser reverts the romcom curse bc silly movie
that he's proposing and the crowd is all like cheering & awwwing, n the leads r like, WAIT THIS ISNT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!! n then the TSA
taffy789 • 10 Aug 2017, 10:46 PM
the girl accidentally packed his movie script in her stuff, & he needs that TODAY, & @ the airport it accidentally looks like 2 the crowd
taffy789 • 10 Aug 2017, 10:45 PM
n the end has some cheesy scene where THE GUY CHASES HER TO THE AIRPORT, but NOT because of some dramatic love confession scene, but cuz
taffy789 • 10 Aug 2017, 10:44 PM
are all like, super supportive and like "u know u want him/her" & the leads are like ????? I DO NOT??? n friends r like haha sure u don't đ
taffy789 • 10 Aug 2017, 10:43 PM
the UNIVERSE keeps doing stuff to play up the romcom, like the fiancé breaks off the wedding cuz of some misunderstanding, the friends
taffy789 • 10 Aug 2017, 10:42 PM
and all the guy wants to do is write historical period piece emmy bait movies & all the girl wants to do is marry her INTENDED fiancé but
like WAIT WHAT WE DONT WANT THIS, but its like, the /UNIVERSE/ is forcing them into this stereotypical romcom scenario w/ all the clichés
taffy789 • 10 Aug 2017, 10:41 PM
to find inspiration, and suddenly gets forcibly dragged into a romcom-type scenario??? and bonus pnts if both he & girl realize this and are
taffy789 • 10 Aug 2017, 10:40 PM
THAT WOULD'VE BEEN A HILARIOUS MOVIE LIKE ARE U KIDDING. like, imagine this, my version of this, like a guy is writing a romcom n goes out
Like there was potential in like, a comedy about a guy who's being forced to write a romcom having to live out a romcom.
taffy789 • 10 Aug 2017, 10:39 PM
"but it's okay that WE'RE doing the clichés cuz we already said how cliché it was!!!!" LIKE NO WHY THATS 10X WORSE WHY
taffy789 • 10 Aug 2017, 10:38 PM
like. my gosh. the movie is basically saying "haha look aren't romcoms so bad and cliché!!! haha now watch us play these cliché straight"
taffy789 • 10 Aug 2017, 10:37 PM
Reviewer: "And the film ultimately falls victim to the false assumption that highlighting clichés makes them easier to bear" Me: NOOOOOOOO
http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/playing-it-cool-2015
taffy789 • 10 Aug 2017, 10:36 PM
pretending to be a romcom but will actually point out the flaws of the Rom Com in a comedic twist kind of way BUT NO I GOOGLED THE PLOT AND
taffy789 • 10 Aug 2017, 10:35 PM
like I saw the trailer and had a glimmer of hope like, okay, maybe this is like a, trope fake-out? like, this is actually a comedy
oh god I hate this movie just because of all the wasted potential.
taffy789 • 10 Aug 2017, 9:46 PM
http://punlich.tumblr.com/post/164038076618/wrotemyown-coffeecollie-sometimes-you-forget
taffy789 • 9 Aug 2017, 11:04 PM
https://youtu.be/dHp7-azrj2c
taffy789 • 9 Aug 2017, 6:59 PM
Like, jfc, if u have a crush on a cartoon cat, at least have the decency to make it that lion from lion king 2 like the rest of us
taffy789 • 9 Aug 2017, 6:58 PM
Yeah so basically what you're saying is that,,,, izzys a furry. X,D
taffy789 • 9 Aug 2017, 10:12 AM
*chokes on air* ARE YOU ADMITTING IZZYS A FURRY. *splutters*