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taffy789 • 19 Dec 2016, 5:53 AM
Its,,, its official. Septa needs to die. I dont even blame you for this. I blame him. I. Blame. Him.
taffy789 • 19 Dec 2016, 5:52 AM
//LITERALLY JUST READ THAT PART// I LITERALLY STOPPED MID PARAGRAPH AND HAD TO PUT DOWN MY PHONE FOR A SOLID MINUTE
taffy789 • 19 Dec 2016, 5:51 AM
.... i cant freaking believe you made me read the word "sinero" with my own two freaking eyes.
taffy789 • 17 Dec 2016, 2:21 AM
EXACTLY SPENCE IS EVIL. X,3
please imagine mael singing that song because its the best big ham song pleeeeasssseeeeee
taffy789 • 17 Dec 2016, 2:19 AM
but in reality he is evil down to the SOUL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxJrjV4PNXA
taffy789 • 17 Dec 2016, 2:18 AM
spence: *Jessica rabbit voice* im not bad im just written that way
taffy789 • 27 Nov 2016, 11:44 PM
Wither is a light switch that was installed incorrectly so when u flip on the lights ur gargage door slams down on your car, crushing it
taffy789 • 27 Nov 2016, 11:32 PM
Quincy is an Xbox thats slowly overheating and should be hitting the red ring of death any moment but somehow is still truckin along ;n;
taffy789 • 27 Nov 2016, 11:30 PM
Gale is a broken kitchen spoon drawer than looks fine until u open it and THE ENTIRE DRAWER FALLS 2 THE GROUND N SPOONS GO /EVERYWHERE/
taffy789 • 27 Nov 2016, 11:29 PM
Eight is a whirring blender automatically set to "purge" that wont turn off not even when you unplug it
taffy789 • 27 Nov 2016, 11:28 PM
Changing Zach to: "Useless garbage disposal clogged with anxiety" X,3
taffy789 • 27 Nov 2016, 11:12 PM
Actually Leon is the microwave somebody put something covered in tin foil in and now is ON FIRE AND THE HOUSE IS BURNING DEAR LORD
taffy789 • 27 Nov 2016, 11:11 PM
Annabell is a vacuum cleaner who is frantically trying Her Best™.
taffy789 • 27 Nov 2016, 11:10 PM
Naji is the not-brave little toaster.
taffy789 • 27 Nov 2016, 11:09 PM
Leon is a wacky inflatable arm man who has crippling debt and is dancing to feel okay in the world again.
Zach is a angry garbage disposal full of anxiety.
taffy789 • 27 Nov 2016, 10:22 PM
Ouch, haha, did hypothetical Octa strike a sore spot there, oops.... X,,,3 *reminder all characters may or may no be exaggerated/lied about*
taffy789 • 27 Nov 2016, 10:09 PM
*Dia & Octa then mentally highfive by staying expressionless, meeting each other's eyes, and slight nodding 2 one another*
taffy789 • 27 Nov 2016, 10:07 PM
Octa, probably: Septa if any of us were your parents then I'm p sure this place would become the HQ for the Pro-Choice movement.
taffy789 • 27 Nov 2016, 2:54 AM
u come into MY HOUSE and poke logical flaws into my crappy humor???? u wanna fite
taffy789 • 25 Nov 2016, 4:32 PM
without either realizing who they're actually fighting because they're both anon???? X,,,,3
Ofc Hexa can. X,,,3 What if he's anonymous and him and Octa have been in a sassy (ur, angry?) editorial battle for the last 7 months
taffy789 • 25 Nov 2016, 4:16 AM
Friends into this really REALLY good novella and stole a projector and some soft chairs to do so.
taffy789 • 25 Nov 2016, 4:15 AM
The illegal (but not really) movie theatre, courtesy a la Ennea, who doesnt run it but accidentally started it when she tried to get her
taffy789 • 25 Nov 2016, 4:14 AM
Also the black market which ill get into later maybe. Oh, also illegal newspaper (which will def. Be mentioned later) and
taffy789 • 25 Nov 2016, 4:12 AM
Also sounds cool, we now have the illegal club, the illegal Petco, the illegal hair salon, and the illegal library.
taffy789 • 25 Nov 2016, 3:53 AM
Intetesting. *whispers* my reality is the best 1 tho
taffy789 • 25 Nov 2016, 3:38 AM
dependent on me and thus this justifies my utter and complete self-absorption.
taffy789 • 25 Nov 2016, 3:37 AM
spoiler alert: reality only exists in every1's subjective minds so technically my conscious perception of reality is completely