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periwinkle • 28 Oct 2015, 6:29 PM
do NOT TALK 2 ME ABOUT TOMIE she IS TOXIC AND WHAT I IMAGINE THOMAS WOULD B IF HE WERE FEMININE AND ATTRACTIVE AND STOPPED WEARING CROCS
periwinkle • 28 Oct 2015, 6:09 PM
"I want a pet frog 2 tell my secret stories to A small orange frog w long red hair like a normal kind of frog that is sexy and attracti
periwinkle • 28 Oct 2015, 6:04 PM
nAGE I WANT onE WHY GET A BOYFRIEND WHEN U CAN GET A SICK 180 POUND LIZARD THAT COULD STAND IN FOR U AT TRACK MEETS
uR KNOWLEDGE OF MEMES IS STRONGLY MISGUIDED u have not been tuched with the enlightenment of absurdist memes
periwinkle • 28 Oct 2015, 6:02 PM
naGE LISTEN 2 THIS A KOMODO DRAGON ONLY COSTS 30 THOUSAND ON THE BLACK MARKET I KNO WHAT I AM GOING 2 DO W SCHOLARSHIP MONEY
periwinkle • 28 Oct 2015, 6:00 PM
i'M SORRY MRS.JACKSON (oooOOOOOO) I am four eels (four eels). NEVER MEANT 2 MAKE UR DAUGHTER CRY I AM SEVERAL FISH AN NOT A GUY
periwinkle • 28 Oct 2015, 5:52 PM
they are smushed and Warm and i am a Nice Guy and maybe only deserve this a lil send help why did i even take so many
periwinkle • 28 Oct 2015, 5:49 PM
very NICE also do u like reese's bc i stole a smol pile of them from me therapist 2day and do not know what 2 do i need an adult
periwinkle • 28 Oct 2015, 5:43 PM
!!! son omg i am so srry grose tutoring girl and mom do not desreve u and need 2 stop in general
periwinkle • 28 Oct 2015, 3:00 PM
nAGE why did u lie about the tutoring it's gr8 that u and the herd are going 2 go wild on halloween omg i would have felt so bad 4 u
periwinkle • 28 Oct 2015, 8:27 AM
OH OH MY I AM V EXCOTED FOR THIS GOODBYE FOREVER SWEET CHILD
periwinkle • 27 Oct 2015, 9:18 PM
iT WAS TO PROTECT THE REST OF SOCIETY U LEFT HEMISPHERE PRESERVED IN A SAD PLASTIC CUP OF FOUL SMELLING CAT JUICES
periwinkle • 27 Oct 2015, 8:56 PM
plEASE DO NOT NAME MY LARGE TERRIFYING SON AFTER RECTAL INFLAMATION HE DOES NOT DESERVE THIS DO NOT LET MY SINS TAINT HIM
periwinkle • 27 Oct 2015, 8:55 PM
WHEN I DID SQUATS BC SHE SAID I WOULD GET HEMORRHOIDS but also my entire brain is a butt so hemorrhoids=hemorrhages now i am a scientist
periwinkle • 27 Oct 2015, 8:54 PM
OH MY. OH MY I HAVE MADE A BiG MISS STEAK THEY'RE LIKE PAINFUL BUTT CHILDREN I REMEMBER NOW MAM ZHANG WOULD YELL @ ME
periwinkle • 27 Oct 2015, 8:51 PM
what the honk is a hemmorhage isn't a hemorrhoid when the arteries go wild up in fat meaty heads and explode??????????
periwinkle • 27 Oct 2015, 8:47 PM
BRAIN/JIN'S ROLLS NOT GENDER ROLLS also the other kind of stroke is a hemorrhoid stroke and hemorrhoid sounds ANGRY and MANLY
periwinkle • 27 Oct 2015, 8:44 PM
U COME INTO MY PIRATE_COVE U DISRESPECT ME AND FEED MY CHILDREN. THE DAY OF MY DAUGHTER'S WEDDING
WAIT ACTUALLY WHERE IS MY SON PIRATE_COVE OMG IS HE THE BIG ONE? THJIS IS LIKE BROWNIE ALL OVER AGAIN NAGE WHY U DO THIS
periwinkle • 27 Oct 2015, 8:42 PM
son i have the name units and ischemia which is some kind of stroke but rlly makes a pretty name kinda like salmonella
periwinkle • 27 Oct 2015, 8:40 PM
also IS PIRATE_COVE NOT GOOD ENOUGH 4 U PRINCESS U UNDERSCORE OR U DIE M8
what the HONK IS A PUMPKIN THEN AND DO NOT SAY LEGUME LEGUMES DO NOT EXIST AND I WILL NOT BE FOOLED BY FAKE PLANTS AGAIN
periwinkle • 27 Oct 2015, 8:39 PM
u should call him viagra bc he rlly raises my /spirits/ (; (;
periwinkle • 27 Oct 2015, 8:38 PM
periwinkle • 27 Oct 2015, 8:37 PM
oh my i should not be turned on by a vegetable but that is a Good Vegetable
periwinkle • 27 Oct 2015, 8:21 PM
he has a nooty snout and the cold dead eyes of a killer which is pretty much like hanchi
periwinkle • 26 Oct 2015, 8:51 PM
watch the documentary tho omg i'm going w rewatch it rn and be dad on the inside
periwinkle • 26 Oct 2015, 8:50 PM
and cry a lil on the inside until ur actually crying and ur parents yell @ u to shut up and go back to sleep
periwinkle • 26 Oct 2015, 8:49 PM
it's like junji ito's things like No Ragerts until u are lying awake in bed floating thru space and time and then u think of the stuff