periwinkle • 28 Mar 2013, 5:56 PM

Yo man. You actin' ratchet. Hehe, you have an extra 200cc I can loot?

peppermlnt • 28 Mar 2013, 5:55 PM

(prentending to be a stranger) YEH. NOBODY WANNA BUY YOUR CREATURES. AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT.

periwinkle • 28 Mar 2013, 5:54 PM

*so confused I can't even function* Like my Haiku!? The cult wears speedos. And green and white swimming caps. And sometimes clear pants.

periwinkle • 28 Mar 2013, 5:51 PM

As I was saying. Nobody wants yo stuff. I be in Ohio now. Mehehe, Daniel will be mine in a few hours. *licks lips creepily*

periwinkle • 28 Mar 2013, 5:27 PM

I got it foh free. :B *continues searching for creatures via stormdrain.

periwinkle • 28 Mar 2013, 5:22 PM

BATHSALTSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Jake/Jack/John/Johnathan/Choliqua/Whatever-your-friend's-name-is: WHASH WRONG WITCHU!?

ems • 28 Mar 2013, 4:19 PM

That's alright. ^^ Ooo... He is almost immortal. 😸 Yay!

ems • 28 Mar 2013, 4:06 PM

Fed featured, feed mine? Thanks. 😸

circinus • 28 Mar 2013, 3:59 PM

Yes that is why I named him that.

periwinkle • 28 Mar 2013, 3:58 PM

*releases the chicken...various plants..THE KRAKEN..my parasite tooth..Thomas...*

periwinkle • 28 Mar 2013, 3:57 PM

Pshh. Who needs pants when you can wear your anti proud and free?

periwinkle • 28 Mar 2013, 3:55 PM

When you come back we can go run to Marshall's or ghetto fabulous or Kroger to buy running shorts and durags.

periwinkle • 28 Mar 2013, 3:54 PM

Yeah. Cause you ain't crammed into an area smaller than your diameter. (you fat) And it smells DISGUSTING. And I'm stuck here for 7 hours.

periwinkle • 28 Mar 2013, 3:51 PM

You like it when you go to a funeral smelling like grease and attracting wild animals? You: *too busy showering in crisco* WHAA?

periwinkle • 28 Mar 2013, 3:43 PM

Yeah. And they just bought frah'chicken so now the car smells like obese black people. ;-;

periwinkle • 28 Mar 2013, 3:36 PM

OF COURSE I'M THE ONE DRIVING. Cause I can drive and do sudoku and play the xylophone with my feet all at the same time. :B :B

periwinkle • 28 Mar 2013, 3:34 PM

Yeah..I'm in the car. Mentally preparing myself for the nastiness of it all.

periwinkle • 28 Mar 2013, 3:28 PM

EX-QUEEZE ME!? YOU WANT ME GONE!? AND I THOUGHT YOU WAS MY FRIEND. KAY NIGGGLUUT. I'M GONE.

periwinkle • 28 Mar 2013, 1:28 PM

I have thrererererererreeeeee. Dude. I LIKE IT. YOU HATER. HATEERRR.

periwinkle • 28 Mar 2013, 1:23 PM

Then mine are my 3 kitsunes and Julien. Hehe. Julien.

periwinkle • 28 Mar 2013, 1:21 PM

What's yo rarest? And how do you tell?

periwinkle • 28 Mar 2013, 1:20 PM

*attacks you with lint roller* NO. It's NOT RARE AND SUPER AWKWARD AND NOBODY WANTS IT. JUST LIKE YOU. ;-;

periwinkle • 28 Mar 2013, 1:15 PM

Awh shankyoo. I ain't clickin' back. And the phoenix looks NASTAY. I released mine. I mean, LOOKIT. http://magistream.wikia.com/wiki/Phoenix

periwinkle • 28 Mar 2013, 1:09 PM

He wants you to give it to him. Maybe I should bring a lint roller. And whenever they say something annoying or beotchy, maul them with it:B

periwinkle • 28 Mar 2013, 1:03 PM

Dude. AUDREY. I don't even talk to her. She's le nasty Caitlin's bestie. She..UGH IT'S GON BE SO AWKWARD. Can I just bail?

periwinkle • 28 Mar 2013, 12:58 PM

Eyy. Which name sounds moar skuu? Saucony or Mizuno?

periwinkle • 28 Mar 2013, 12:54 PM

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! WHAEE? WHyYYYYYYYyyyYYyYYyYYyYYYy....We're going on Saturday. With AUDREY.

periwinkle • 28 Mar 2013, 12:52 PM

I'm going WITH Dan to Canada (I wish). When yu coming back? Cause I don't wanna go to 12 oaks with Linty here.

periwinkle • 28 Mar 2013, 12:11 PM

*grabs a spoon* Don't do it. DON'T DO IT. IF YOU REALLY LOVED ME. Ey, when you going to NY again? Cause we're going too. From Canada. -.-

periwinkle • 28 Mar 2013, 12:09 PM

They're almost worse than the pictures of her in the bus. They make ME want to cover myself in saran wrap and jump into a pile of jello.