periwinkle • 2 Apr 2013, 11:31 PM

Only if you'll let my fish-tounge-parasite home goon..(why does that sound so awkward) in too. :B Hay. You wanna go to Marshalls sometime?

periwinkle • 2 Apr 2013, 11:28 PM

No. But i would like to crawl in and maybe live there for a week. You: NO. Thoma: NO. Various nasties: *from deep inside your backpack(:B)NO

periwinkle • 2 Apr 2013, 11:22 PM

*pulls tube..and gerbil outta your echem.."backpack"* What else ya have in there, butterbabe? *suggestive he-man eyebrow twitch*

periwinkle • 2 Apr 2013, 11:17 PM

Your..stomach. Tickles? ALRIGHT. HAND HIM OVER. I miss having le allah in my stomach during health and making whale noises. v.v

periwinkle • 2 Apr 2013, 11:14 PM

That I shall. *runs (I cant run. Who am i kidding? -n-) to the underground pedo-lair distributing my spores* MY BOEDH'S READY.

periwinkle • 2 Apr 2013, 11:09 PM

His little dandruff minions invaded my head and reproduced. |:'B i havent showered in a day and a half. ;-;

periwinkle • 2 Apr 2013, 11:05 PM

I feel ya bruh. My hurr be turnin into Haozhis wild area if ya know what i mean. After sitting next to him..I turned into a snowglobe. -_-

periwinkle • 2 Apr 2013, 9:21 PM

Wrong link. -.- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEUewCXCAfs

periwinkle • 2 Apr 2013, 9:19 PM

I told you. I'm being steady mobbed my a group of nasties. I can't..take it anymore. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vsdtCuXS_I

periwinkle • 2 Apr 2013, 7:08 PM

I have a greem, goldox, and pandai uft. PM me or post to offer?

periwinkle • 2 Apr 2013, 7:08 PM

spamming peeeeppulll's walls with advertising. :B

I have a greem, goldox, and pandai uft. PM me or post to offer?

periwinkle • 2 Apr 2013, 6:30 PM

You're too anti(social) to talk to anymore. Bye. -.-

periwinkle • 2 Apr 2013, 6:29 PM

NO I WILL NOT GO AWAY. *grabs my lint roller* YOU REMEMBER THIS!? It helped me attack two whor-------. And now Imma use it to stick to you.

periwinkle • 2 Apr 2013, 6:24 PM

Yeah, if I was like you..I'd be all disgusting and probably have a tendency to drool all over myself/other people. v.v HOW WAS LE NY?

periwinkle • 2 Apr 2013, 6:21 PM

Just how I was violated by a clan of kids. Sweet Allah, I had to try even harder with them than I try with SALNITHA. AND BIATCHCAITLIN.

periwinkle • 2 Apr 2013, 6:19 PM

I was....victimized..MOBBED..VIOLATED..by these 5th graders. I feel..UGHHHHH.

periwinkle • 2 Apr 2013, 6:18 PM

NO I AM NOT OKAY. Can I just die? PLEASE? JUST. READ. THE. COMMENTS. WRGSFIGJKDHKSJD. @peppermlnt

periwinkle • 2 Apr 2013, 5:47 PM

vv *clap clap clap* AND WE HAVE A WINNER. WHAT A CHAMP.

periwinkle • 2 Apr 2013, 4:07 PM

OH DEAR ALLAH PLEASE HELP ME. You have NO idea what I've been through while you was gone....@peppermlnt. *pulls out fork* I'M GONNA DO IT.

periwinkle • 29 Mar 2013, 3:52 PM

*bites lip* Dat. Title. http://eggcave.com/forums/topic/38910

periwinkle • 28 Mar 2013, 5:57 PM

Okeyfine. You wanna compare weaves?

periwinkle • 28 Mar 2013, 5:56 PM

Yo man. You actin' ratchet. Hehe, you have an extra 200cc I can loot?

peppermlnt • 28 Mar 2013, 5:55 PM

(prentending to be a stranger) YEH. NOBODY WANNA BUY YOUR CREATURES. AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT.

periwinkle • 28 Mar 2013, 5:54 PM

*so confused I can't even function* Like my Haiku!? The cult wears speedos. And green and white swimming caps. And sometimes clear pants.

periwinkle • 28 Mar 2013, 5:51 PM

As I was saying. Nobody wants yo stuff. I be in Ohio now. Mehehe, Daniel will be mine in a few hours. *licks lips creepily*

periwinkle • 28 Mar 2013, 5:27 PM

I got it foh free. :B *continues searching for creatures via stormdrain.

periwinkle • 28 Mar 2013, 5:22 PM

BATHSALTSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Jake/Jack/John/Johnathan/Choliqua/Whatever-your-friend's-name-is: WHASH WRONG WITCHU!?

periwinkle • 28 Mar 2013, 3:58 PM

*releases the chicken...various plants..THE KRAKEN..my parasite tooth..Thomas...*

periwinkle • 28 Mar 2013, 3:57 PM

Pshh. Who needs pants when you can wear your anti proud and free?

periwinkle • 28 Mar 2013, 3:55 PM

When you come back we can go run to Marshall's or ghetto fabulous or Kroger to buy running shorts and durags.