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Molten Popsicles

August 27, 2026 at 12:00 AM

Molten Popsicles

DO NOT EAT THESE FROM FINLEY'S FLAVORS! They will burn your mouth!

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Comments: 5

snowywinter • 27 Aug 2026, 12:03 AM

I'm sure there's some creature around Ark that could eat these. The humans however... Um, is this where SARC scientists go when they run out of supplies? lol

chaotictreat • 27 Aug 2026, 12:04 AM

mmmm delicious mercury

dragiigy • 27 Aug 2026, 12:22 AM

New SARC creature woulf be nice 😁

snowywinter • 27 Aug 2026, 12:34 AM

Made a mini-contest related to this post. The prizes aren't anything exciting, but if you happen to think of or run across something that matches... why not go for it : D

geddra • 27 Aug 2026, 10:15 AM

Lol looks like my ice cream if I try and buy it in the summer.

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