Simpish the Impkin

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Simpish
94% Happy
Owner
daisycat
Stolen
20 Oct 2018
Hatched
1 Jan 2023
Immortal
5 Feb 2023
14,509 +3
Views
4,595 +1
Clicks
2,225
Feeds
Recent Feeders
EC D
"It's still warm from cooking."

"Are you trying to kill me?! Yum!!"

"Is it... still pumping blood? Ew... gross."

"Hug it and squeeze it until you're so happy you can't stand it!!"

"It squeaks if you squeeze it hard enough!"

"Ugh... this has splattered everywhere. How sad."

"It's just so sad. Sit in it."

"Just because it's large doesn't mean it's not fashionable."

"Nobody really knows this one."

"Good dreams cannot travel through the web."

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K "They're progressively getting more and more on my bad side."

K "That website is terrible. Things happen just enough to keep you waiting. I feel like if it was slower moving, it would be easier to get off. Is that a cucumber sandwich?"

K "What does Egg Cave do to people? They just go through the motions, not expecting anything in return."

K (not about us) "Well people are probably glad, like, oh those two weirdos are together, so no one else has to deal with them."
D "That's what people say about us dating."
K XDDDDDDDDDDDD

D "How come whenever I buy Cave Cash, it doesn't seem like I have any more than I just had?"

D (about travels for Messen) "There's some I like but I don't LOVE any of them."
K "Talkin' about men?"

K (Cattails) "My inventory's full because I have too many frogs."

K "Sometimes they have really good stuff in here. BOOM. Look at that! Three plate armor."

D "Duobingo. Duolingo for pets. Get it? Bingo? Like the doooggg?!"
K "LOL I'm so lucky to be with you."

K "They fell through the ceiling... so you grabbed your gun and shot them?!"
D XDDDDDDDDD

K "If there's anything I know about this world, it's that Egg Cave has some odd people in it."

D "Where's the April Fool's Day creature..."
K "The Cuttleflage already got released but no one saw it."

About Impkin Eggs

Once an Impkin egg is laid within a pumpkin, it is not long before the creature within hatches and devours the pulp and seeds. When the innards of its pumpkin host has been completely hollowed out, the Impkin will use its sharp spade-like tail to carve out openings to allow airflow before eventually escaping through a cut-out lid.

About the Impkin Creature

Impkins are rather simple, mischievous creatures known to gorge themselves upon plentiful crops to the point of sickness. Having only been observed feasting upon non-sentient pumpkins, they actively avoid tormenting the likes of Kinump, Scarrows, and Jacko. The reluctance to attack these squash species, particularly Kinump, is thought to be the result of an ongoing conflict with Grubbugs. Edgar, a Grubbug who conducts field research for the Science and Research Center in Ark City, has denied his species harboring animosity towards Impkins:

"Impkins, eh? Nah, we ain't ever gave 'em trouble. Annoyin' fellas, sure, but dey're harmless. Panicky, too. Y'ever see a Scarrow or Jacko up close an' personal? It really ain't a wonder why Impkins wanna keep away from 'em. As fer not attackin' Kinump, well... I dunno! I guess dey're scaredy-cats. Er, imps. Point is, dere's no beef b'tween us."

It has been proposed that the Impkin species originated from The Fiery Shadows a long time prior to establishing its current habitat throughout the farmlands of the island. The life of a farmer on Ark is nothing short of trials and tribulations, especially around autumn.