Thebidding the Dropalla

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Thebidding
100% Happy
Owner
lazyanon
Stolen
19 Jan 2019
Hatched
20 Sep 2019
1,855 +1
Views
1,076 +1
Clicks
956
Feeds
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I've been sleeping in a cardboard box
Spending every dollar at the liquor shop
And even though I know I haven't got a lot
I'll try to give you love until the day you drop
I've been training like a Pavlov dog
Send my independence out to take a hike
All you got to do is activate my bell
And I'll fetch you anything you like
Going once
Going twice
Every man here has a price
Over where
Over there
Sold to not a single lady in here
I've been here like a thousand times
Dated every woman in the atmosphere
I've been to every continent
Broken all the hearts in every hemisphere
And if I'm not the type of guy you like to circumvent
Just remember not to love me when I disappear
I graduated at the top
I like to take advantage of the bourgeoisie
So if you have a fantasy of being a queen
Maybe you should blow a couple bucks on me
Going once
Going twice
Won't these gentlemen suffice?
Any here
Any there
Any motions anywhere
Going twice
Going thrice
Guess this means we'll go four times a lady
I promise I'll be all you'll need
Ever need
You'll never have to shop around
(Don't shop around)
And I'll give you all you'll ever need
Ever need
Don't worry; I will never let you down
Let you down
Don't worry; I will never let you down
So many ladies
Are wanting for mates
And the prospects are good
But the date's never great
Over here
Over there
Over where
Anywhere
They're too busy
With winning
The bidding
To care and he's
Sold

About Dropalla Eggs

If you attempt to touch a Dropalla egg, its outer layer will unfurl and hiss at you! There seems to be something very mean about this creature.

About the Dropalla Creature

The Dropalla is a carnivorous and vicious relative of the herbivorous and peaceful koala bear. Their method of attack is savage and deadly: they wait in eucalyptus or gum trees and, when their prey is located directly underneath them, they drop down from above and attack with their claws and teeth. Their teeth can grow to an enormous 130 centimeters long.

There are several methods that Arkians who roam the Forests use to prevent Dropalla attacks. The most popular solution is wearing a crown of forks (facing upward) on your head. Some also say that the scent of toothpaste and urine are also good at repelling Dropallas, although this information has not been confirmed or formally studied by the Science and Research Center in Ark City.

Dropallas only hunt and attack at night.