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USofWHATEVER the Elge

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Whatever...
I went down to the beach and saw kiki, she was all like 'ewhhhh' and i'm like whatever!
Then this chick comes up to me and she's all like 'hey... aren't you that dude...' and i'm like yeah, whatever!
So later, i'm, i'm at the pool hall and this girl comes up and she's all like 'uhhhhhh' and i'm like yeah, whatever!
Cause this is my united states of whatever
And this is my united states of whatever
And this is my united states of whatever
And then it's 3am i'm on the corner wearing my leather and this dude comes up to me and says 'hey punk' i'm like, yeah, whatever!
Then, i'm throwing dice in the alley and officer leroy comes up and he's like ' hey i thought i told you...' and i'm like, yeah, whatever!
Then, up comes zaphron and i'm like 'yo, zaphron, what's up?' and he's like 'nothin' and i'm like 'that's cool'
Cause this is my united states of whatever
And this is my united states of whatever

About Elge Eggs

Since 2011, this egg is only given out from July 4th to the 8th in the Cave.

About the Elge Creature

The Elge is a majestic eagle creature that has incredibly accurate eyesight. They can spot the smallest of anomalies on the ground from extreme heights. Elge are regarded as "guardians" of Ark since it is superstitiously believed that Elge are "seers of all things."