Cirque the Shillas

The tall smartly-dressed ringleader saunters to the center of the ring. He clears his voice and waits a few seconds to allow the audience to absorb the suspense.
"Be prepared to be amazed, my friends," he announces, "for this is the grand premier of the show! I guarantee you that you will be dazzled by the astonishing and exhilarating displays by each performer!"
The crowd cheers and applauds as the lights dim and are replaced by colorful spotlights.