SortingHat the Jester

You might belong in Gryffindor, Where dwell the brave at heart, Their daring, nerve, and chivalry Set Gryffindors apart;
You might belong in Hufflepuff, Where they are just and loyal, Those patient Hufflepuffs are true And unafraid of toil;
Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, If you've a ready mind, Where those of wit and learning Will always find their kind;
Or perhaps in Slytherin You'll make your real friends, Those cunning folk use any means, to achieve their ends.
-The Sorting Hat