Olus the Alkub

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Olus
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Stuff on your head: makes you feel better about life.

French the lama!: A phrase John is attempting to make common as a substitution for an exclamation.

Puff level: the level of puff in one's hair, directly correlating the the amount of stress being experienced.

Giant squid of anger: A youtube troll in which one waves one's arms above one's head in order to express anger or frustration.

In your pants: Adding this to the end of book titles makes them far more funny.

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About Alkub Eggs

Alkub eggs were once thought to be the only ones on Ark that made a sound. If you put your ear up to an Alkub egg and listen very carefully, you can hear the purring sound of the baby Alkub. The sad part is, once the Alkub is hatched, that purring noise is extremely annoying until it's fully matured as an adult.

About the Alkub Creature

Alkub are the most gentle beast in Ark. They are frequently found roaming in the Northern Plains, near the entrance of the Egg Cave. Baby Alkub have a very annoying growling and purring sound, but a fully mature Alkub is a force to be reckoned with.