Misanthropy the Lotty

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Misanthropy
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“You may not instantly see why I bring the subject up, but that is because my mind works so phenomenally fast, and I am at a rough estimate thirty billion times more intelligent than you. Let me give you an example. Think of a number, any number.”
“Er, five,” said the mattress.
“Wrong,” said Marvin. “You see?”

About Lotty Eggs

Lotty eggs are composed entirely of rich, creamy milk chocolate. The shell is remarkably thick and sturdy, considering. Those who manage to crack open this egg will discover a nice surprise inside.

About the Lotty Creature

Milk chocolate sculpted in the guise of a rabbit, the Lotty is not actually a living creature but rather a delicious springtime treat. Unfortunately the warmer weather associated with spring is not compatible with chocolate, leaving owners to find their Lotty slowly melting away over time.

Lotty are unintentionally an enemy of the Chocob.