Ardala the Ardeidor

I hope you enjoy this little Ardeidor. And, i wrote a story for her to tell.
To: @hxhx2006
From: @Jellifysh



Once upon a time, there was a donut. He lived in a bakery, running away from the baker. His dream was to go on a cruise, and a cruise he would go on. Every night, he would steal one dollar from the cash machine. After 3 years, he saved up enough money to go on the cruise. He boarded the ship. He toured every part of the ship he could go on. But he so desperately wanted to drive the ship. So, he went to the captain and asked to do such. The captain said, "No! You are a donut, and cannot drive a ship!". The donut was devastated. So, he spent the night looking upon the open water. The next day, he asked, pleaded the captain if he could drive the ship. The captain said, "No! You are a donut, so you cannot drive the ship! If you ask one more time, I will kick you off the ship!". The donut was, again, saddened, and went to go eat. The next day, the donut asked the captain if he could drive the ship. And then, the captain threw the donut into the open sea. The end.



Funny, right? No?

Lemme try again.


There was once an old man. He was a billionaire, but he never found true love. So, he spent his time walking the beach. One day, on the beach, he met an attractive woman. He nervously asked her out to lunch. She said yes, and they had a splendid time at lunch. And that first date led to second dates and third dates and so forth. About six months later, the man went to the best jeweler in town to buy a ring, for his love. He had already made plans at the best restaurant in town, right out by the sea. So, he practiced proposing on the beach. While he was practicing, the tide came in and touched his leg. He was startled, and dropped the ring. The tide swept the ring away. The man was devastated. The night came, and, while he was driving her, he seemed glum. The woman asked, "Hey, are you okay?" The man said, "I'm fine, I'm fine...". And so they got to the restaurant, a fancy crab restaurant where they chop up the crab at your table. While they were ordering drinks, the man seemed glum again, causing the woman to ask, "Are you okay? You seem a bit sad...". Again, the man shrugged it off. And then, they brought the crab. As they were chopping up the crab, the man noticed something odd. Guess what was inside?


The Donut!


Haha, got you there...