YouKnowImFat the Flub

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YouKnowImFat
0% Happy
Stolen
30 Jan 2023
Hatched
12 Apr 2023
Immortal
7 May 2023
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Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on
Ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown
Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I'm fat (fat)
I'm fat, come on (really really fat)
You know I'm fat (fat)
I'm fat, you know it (really really fat)
You know I'm fat (fat)
I'm fat, come on, you know (really really fat)
Don't you call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's fat?

About Flub Eggs

Flub eggs have sharp spikes running down one side but are otherwise smooth and cool to the the touch. Because these eggs are genetically engineered to be unbreakable to outside influences, even Flubs themselves sometimes have difficulty hatching. Several instances of delayed hatching have been recorded.

About the Flub Creature

Flubs are extremely territorial; in fact, they were developed by the Science and Research Center to serve as both companions and bodyguards to high-level Ark officials. Their thick hide and abrasive personality makes them the perfect species to confront unknown threats. Despite their intimidating appearance, many Flubs are actually quite docile to those that they reside with and know well. Nevertheless, a Flub can instantly transform from a playful beast to an aggressive monster, so tread lightly around these creatures. The best known way to pacify one is to feed it fresh vegetables or grass.