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Processed the Nogar

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is that ham processed? if it's processed, i don't want it

ma'am, that is an eleven-pound whole slab of deli ham. it has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. it is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. god had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. the fact that this ham monolith exists proves that god is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. this prism of pork is more than deli meat. it is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. it is hubris manifest. we also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6h0Qt329jI

About Nogar Eggs

This egg was only given out on February 14-18 of 2011.

Nogar eggs appear when the sun is red.

About the Nogar Creature

Nogar are a special type of dragon creature that are considered otherworldly but not considered to be of The Mysterious Asteroid. The baby stages of the Nogar are very much strange, as are their mannerisms. It is rumored that if you are scratched by a fully grown Nogar's single claw, you will instantly become infatuated and obsessed with the first person you see.