RoyGBiv the Purita

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Greetings! RoyGBiv has a message for you~:
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YO DAWG YO YO YO
im high up on lollipops an rainbow snow
yeah im gonna need sum more of that bro
cause you wont like me so well when im low
hey you got your orders now
GO MAN GO GO GO
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What's up, slatterns? Guess who just got out of prison?

- Slatterns?

> Prison?

-> Huh, Nagisa?

Yeah!


- Jeez Nagisa, it feels like forever since you drowned Shinji in the deep end and tried to burn down the swim club.

Shinji was a bugger-tush poser! Whatever, I did my time! Joined the prison swim team, got out on good behavior. Ha! Believe that!

> You broke out, didn't you?

Who told you that?


Anyway, you hear about the old swim club? They tearin' that shite down! We should go check it out! Flipping rage!

> I don't think so.

What?! That's some pussycat-tush shih-tzu, Haru!

- It might be cool to go check it out before they tear it down.

> No!

- There's a pooool~


- Man, this place sure brings back memories for me. (Flashback, Makoto thinks: Oh no, he's hot when he's sad!)

Heh, me too.

(Close up of Nagisa's face, with police sirens, gun shots and yelling in the background)

That's why I brought this! This shite will flip yo tush sideways!

> Hmm... Choice.


(Hallway) This reminds me of prison. (Locker room) This reminds me of prison. (Showers) This reminds me of prison. (Changing room) Ooh, ohh! This definitely reminds me of prison! (Points at a picture)

- Uh, Nagisa? That's a picture of us as kids.

Oh hey, yeah it is. Heh, look at that little pander. He gonna grow up to be a prison-tush mothafluffer!


- Hey, wouldn't it be crazy if we ran into Rin? (Looks another direction) Oh, there he is.

< Yo.

Rin! Oh thank god! I've been rollin' with these honkers and I've just about had it!

< Hey Haru. You still hang out with these losers? Hehaha. I guess you'll never learn.

> You still hang out in abandoned... buildings? (to himself) Got him.

< Let's just skip all the fluff and get to the part where we're shirtless.

> Fine.

- Nagisa, he called you a loser.

Ay yo homeboy looks like Shark Week, I ain't messing with dat.


> Finally I get some action today. (Takes off his shirt)

< What, you couldn't find a water bottle on the way here to tide you over?

Snap!

- Guys, you can't do this!

No no, let em do it. If things get ugly I brought some stuff from the old yard they can fight with.

< Let's do this!

(Haru and Rin get ready to dive into the pool)

- (Shines his flashlight on the pool) It's empty.

< Fine, I didn't want to hang around you Biblos anymore. Speaking of Bilbos... (holds a throphy) I found this. Pretty sentimental, huh? I'm sure you boys can find some way to use it.

Snap!

< (Laughs as he walks off, dropping the trophy) Ah, Bilbos! Ha! I slay me.

Yeah you better run! Fluffing with my crew!

- So I can keep the trophy, right? I mean not for the reasons he said!


> (Opens his eyes) Rin... That all feels like a dream.

- It wasn't a dream! We got arrested for trespassing! We went to jail!

Nah man, we went to holding. There's a big difference.

> Whatever.

- No whatever! We only got out because Nagisa's friend payed bail!

Oh yeah, now we owe Easter Dave a favor, that is not a position you want to be in!

- Guys, this means Rin is back! Maybe he goes to our high school!

> Wouldn't we have seen him around by now? I mean, he is a bipedal shark person.

Oh I think I know how we can find out.


- We're not going to kill anyone!

Well then I got nothing.

About Purita Eggs

This egg was only available in Egg Cave's Cash Shop Park for February 2014.

Purita eggs emit a high-frequency, inaudible sound (the frequency is well beyond the scope of human hearing) that stimulates the auditory cortex of the human brain to produce emotions of happiness and serenity. When a Purita hatches, some people say that they experience feelings of sadness and loneliness (presumably because of the loss of these inaudible sound waves) but do quickly adapt to their newly-hatched creature.

About the Purita Creature

Puritas are fun-loving creatures that are capable of producing a number of strange sounds, some even not perceivable by the human ear. Some Purita sounds are funny, others are hysterical, a few are scary, with a small number being quite repulsive. However, Puritas both know, track, and remember the sounds that their owners respond to positively to, so with simple conditioning that occurs naturally, they end up making their owners very happy with their strange noisemaking abilities.