Say! This egg looks very warm. I mean, look at how beautifully patched it is! And... are those a pair of needles? How dangerous. Should we remove it?
The Knitten is a mysterious creature. It's fluffy. And it knits. At the same time! Isn't that a-MEOW-zing? Silly enough, the more cat puns you tell it, the more beautiful the quilt it knits will be! Everyone should have a Knitten.
Don't worry if you're allergic to cats! Just feed it ava-CAT-dos and they'll be a sorta not-cat!