Crazy Contest

hayz • 3 January 2012 at 5:04 PM

@zombiemaster I LOVE BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL! 8D *runs through the fourth wall of my FF*
Me: LIGHT. DROP THAT PEN.
Mizuki: Goodbye Kir-- HOLY CRAP WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?!
Light: ....Ryuk... what's her nammeee? D8
Me: How totally OOC 8D nOW--
*fourth wall being closed and repaired*
ME: NOOOO! *jumps through*
Mizuki and Light: ....(Uo-o)
~**~*~
@cqpkytty Uhm... ignore my upper chat with my story. Random/Crazy thing down here vvv

mY eBiL MaN- eAtiNg ChOcOlaTE CHiP CoOkIes aRe tAkIng oVeR tHe WoRlD!

brokendragon • 3 January 2012 at 5:11 PM

@cqpkytty

Squee.

Deleted • 3 January 2012 at 5:16 PM

@cqpkytty

Pie is yummy. Pie will rule the world some day. Pie was eaten by Ian. Pie can be used to smash clown faces. Pie is awesome.

😃

Deleted • 3 January 2012 at 5:18 PM

@cqpkytty

Kitties can be very ferocious. They grow devil horns when you are least expecting it. Kitties are very touchy, they purr when you eat them.

rawrcookies08 • 3 January 2012 at 5:20 PM

Once upon a time, there was a secret agent that was a mango pony. The secret agent mango pony (by the way his name was Paperclip), was always very depressed and unhappy because his pet iceberg, who's name was Poke-Bob, was extremely optimistic and never got unhappy about anything. When the secret agent mango pony had to go on a mission to planet Galiphrae with a whipped cream unicorn, Poke-Bob didn't even care! He just kept blowing rainbow bubbles with a smile on his frozen iceberg face. Once Paperclip got back from his mission to Galiphrae, he confronted Poke-Bob. "You are an ICEBERG!" Paperclip shrieked. "Yes, and you are a mango pony that enjoys water jazz." Poke-Bob replied, grinning. "I do enjoy water jazz.." said Paperclip. He decided to leave Poke-Bob and go do some water jazz. As Paperclip fastened on his two-peice bathing suit, he thought of something. "I'll bring OREOS to WATER JAZZ!" At water jazz, he met a purple elephant named Frostee, a pencil sharpener named Bubbles (who liked to wear bikinis), and finally, a jelly chicken named Europe. Paperclip shared green and blue oreos with all his water jazz friends, and then danced to the sound of the Super Agent Mango Pony album.

@cqpkytty Wow, that was the craziest and most random thing I have ever written.

pegasasu • 3 January 2012 at 5:22 PM

HOLY FRIGGEN POTATOES ON A STICK IT'S A FLYING WALRUS! 😋 xD 😸

rileytibbles • 3 January 2012 at 5:29 PM

@cqpkytty
Once upon a tomato there was a unicorn named Carlitos. Carlitos Liked rainbows and burped butterflies. Carlitos was special, he dreamed about potatoes and cake and worms and flowers, and clouds, and pianos
One day all of those things magically appeared in front of him and he died. So then his mom found him and she called nyan cat to come revive him. so nyan cat farted rainbows down his throat and he came back to life. So carlitos and his mom live happily ever after in the land of oats and carrots
THE TOMATO😃

orange • 3 January 2012 at 5:41 PM

@cqpkytty
Bananas can only peel tomatoes, flowers can only smell humans, because of these things, the world can always spin by potatoes and burrito gas.

Also...

Tomatoes always look at thier toes. Why? Because they have banana feet 0.o

twilight_raptor • 3 January 2012 at 6:09 PM

@cqpkytty heard of the toothbrush that complained of its job to a toilet paper roll??!!? O.o

rawrcookies08 • 3 January 2012 at 6:14 PM

@rileytibbles It is because of me, thou's Nyan Cat. 😋 lol nice story XD

rileytibbles • 3 January 2012 at 6:15 PM

@rawrcookies08
Yes and lol thanks!!😊 Did u eneter?

rawrcookies08 • 3 January 2012 at 6:16 PM

@rileytibbles Yeah. See above XD

jazzyleia • 3 January 2012 at 6:57 PM

@cqpkytty

Shorter: WHO DOESN'T LOVE CRAZIES?!?! Me crazy, love me!

mightyeglantine • 3 January 2012 at 7:05 PM

@cqpkytty

(Disclaimer Nothing in this story ever happened nor will happen)
Sometime when I get bored I think of ways I'd like to die like once I had such a realistic one about falling off a cliff it scared me!!!! D: Then I went home and ate a giant bowl of apple sauce once I had finished I felt Fat so Went for a run upon leaving my house I fell down some stairs breaking my face (<===JK JK) Once I got up there was a little kid staring t me so I screamed into his face after he ran away I left walking to my friends I saw two birds die with one bullet a dog climb a tree a cat growling at the dog from the ground a squirrel swim in a pond and two turtles boxing.....I finally got there...☹️ But it was dark so I proceeded home Seeing the Dog, Cat, DEAD Birds, Squirrel and turtles again I went home ate some more apple sauce and fell asleep one the kitchen floor face drenched in applesauce.........

Deleted • 3 January 2012 at 7:12 PM

HEY HEY I LOVE EATING TREES THEY TASTE LIKE SHARKS BUT THEIR TEXTURE FEELS LIKE A CLOUD WITH 10000000000 SPIKES ON IT THAT CAN BREATH FIRE. i ALSO HAVE A PET HOBBIT NAMED GFGJDKLFGJLIR THAT HATES VEGGIES NAMED SMARTICAL BECAUSE THEY TASTE JUST LIKE A BURNT HOT DOG WITH ROTTEN APPLE SAUCE DRIZZLED ALL OVER IT. BY THE WAY IM AMAZINGLY GOOD AT TAMING DRAGONS THAT LOVE EATING MINTS.

cqpkytty • 3 January 2012 at 7:18 PM

@iridescent
@hayz
@rawrcookies08
@rileytibbles
@orange
Please see the update on the first post.

Deleted • 3 January 2012 at 7:20 PM

@cqpkytty mine's in one post😊

hayz • 3 January 2012 at 7:21 PM

@cqpkytty But it's only 70 chars! D8 IT FITS! (the bottom post)

To zombiemaster:
I LOVE BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL! 8D *runs through the fourth wall of my FF*
Me: LIGHT. DROP THAT PEN.
Mizuki: Goodbye Kir-- HOLY CRAP WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?!
Light: ....Ryuk... what's her nammeee? D8
Me: How totally OOC 8D nOW--
*fourth wall being closed and repaired*
ME: NOOOO! *jumps through*
Mizuki and Light: ....(Uo-o)

To you:
@cqpkytty Uhm... ignore my upper chat with my story. Random/Crazy thing down here vvv

mY eBiL MaN- eAtiNg ChOcOlaTE CHiP CoOkIes aRe tAkIng oVeR tHe WoRlD!

cqpkytty • 3 January 2012 at 7:22 PM

@hayz
OHHH OK 😋

@iridescent
I meant in one WALL post. As in, under 140 characters.

Deleted • 3 January 2012 at 7:23 PM

@cqpkytty oh, ok, lemme edit 😊

hayz • 3 January 2012 at 7:23 PM

@cqpkytty XDDD

cqpkytty • 3 January 2012 at 7:27 PM

@hayz 😋

@mightyeglantine
@brendensteel
Please check the update on the first post.

enchanted_723 • 3 January 2012 at 7:29 PM

Me: Hey, what's up?
You: The sky...
Me: Yeah that stuff is purple where I live 😸

-_-autumn-_- • 3 January 2012 at 7:30 PM

did you know armadillos can swim???

orange • 3 January 2012 at 7:34 PM

@cqpkytty
Wait so....does my first post count? I am confused😋 What about all the other people with like stories?

cqpkytty • 3 January 2012 at 7:35 PM

@orange
I already posted to them about it.
And no, so feel free to post another 😊

orange • 3 January 2012 at 7:36 PM

@cqpkytty
I editied😋 My first one goes 2 letters over...its that ok? And they can count as 2 different crazy things😋

mightyeglantine • 3 January 2012 at 7:37 PM

I'd like to Withdraw........

Deleted • 3 January 2012 at 7:39 PM

oh ill just drop out then

cqpkytty • 3 January 2012 at 7:46 PM

@mightyeglantine
@brendensteel
☹️