My Friends Are Weird...

pegasasu • 22 January 2012 at 5:57 PM

This is why I love my friends... Look at this conversation we had when I asked her if she could ice skate.

Me: Can you go ice skating today? If you can't, I was thinking we could go zebra taming tomorrow. 😋

Friend: I can ice sktae, but I totally think taming a zebra would be way more fun, and probably less dangerous. No living creature can hurt you like ice can! Except for maybe koala bears... those things really know how to tear up a face...

Me: Lololol XD I want to see you in a fight with a koala bear.

Friend: Oh my@ Why would I ever tear up that poor creature face!?!? I wouldn't even be able to look at it before the fuzzy thing was on me like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew! I would never tear up a defenseless creature, unlike it would to me.

Me: OMG you crack me up. You should send a koala bear on my least favorite teacher (She loves koalas).

Friend: But I told you! It would eat my face before I could eat its! I'm not in rural country anymore, it would be much harder to even look its daunting eyes through a mirror.
Ah well. I be goin to see a young 'un that I be sittin' for no pay. Ah, theys only they tot of me mums friend, whom she aint seen for 5 years, at the least. ill be havin to spend me night like that instead of doin other things. alas, i can not say that i will enjoy it, but my brethren will partake in its involvement. ttyl. NOtice how i just spoke in 3 different ways: wanna be Irish, fake old English, and txting terms)

univea • 22 January 2012 at 6:01 PM

@pegasasu
XD
I want your friend to talk to me when im bored XD

pegasasu • 22 January 2012 at 6:02 PM

@univea

Lol yup she's very entertaining XD

Deleted • 22 January 2012 at 6:03 PM

Your friends are not that weird O-o Seems normal to me. ( >(oo)< ) honestly they are not weird to me.

oranberry100 • 22 January 2012 at 6:07 PM

@pegasasu In my opinion, weird and crazy is better than dull and boring. Your friend doesn't seem too weird.. 😸

pegasasu • 22 January 2012 at 6:36 PM

Lol she's so funny, it's why I love my friends XD