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Deleted • 19 June 2011 at 6:42 PM
Bob pretends to be Hannah Montana so his ex-wife doesnt kill him.
redstar-fireclan • 19 June 2011 at 6:47 PM
Bob tryes 2 sing "Nobody's perfect" but doesn't get the notes right (he doesn't sound like her 😋)
gagamonster15 • 19 June 2011 at 6:49 PM
His ex-wife gets suspicious.
redfire77 • 19 June 2011 at 7:17 PM
Bob tells her that he needs a push.
Deleted • 19 June 2011 at 7:22 PM
Bobs wife screams at Hannah Montana and falls in love with one of Hannah Montanas body gaurds.
decks123456 • 19 June 2011 at 7:24 PM
hannah montanas freakishly long eyelashes give him away
randomkitty17 • 19 June 2011 at 7:33 PM
Bob screams "HER EYELASHES ARE FAAAAAAKE!" and runs down the hall.(btw that's a quote from a short story I wrote XD)
Deleted • 19 June 2011 at 7:35 PM
Bob finds Selena Gomez and walks up to her and tries to kiss her, then JB (Selenas BF) walks up to Bob and knocks him out.
randomkitty17 • 19 June 2011 at 9:35 PM
Bob cries himself to sleep for getting knocked out by JB. (btw I will repost this topic tomorrow! 😊 we will start over, though.)
redfire77 • 19 June 2011 at 10:02 PM
Jb can knock people out? XDBob's pillow is wet from all the tears.
someone123 • 19 June 2011 at 10:03 PM
Bob accidentally flooded his room with tears XD
takaedakumi • 19 June 2011 at 10:56 PM
Bob cries even more because he knows his life will be erased tomorrow.
moonlightfaerie • 20 June 2011 at 11:20 AM
Bob rejoices when he finds out he will be reposted.
takaedakumi • 20 June 2011 at 1:58 PM
Bob then realizes he is hungry, and gorges on chocolate.
crunchyoreo25 • 20 June 2011 at 1:59 PM
The chocolate turns out to be moldy...
takaedakumi • 20 June 2011 at 2:01 PM
Bob tosses his cookies (err, chocolate) after he finds out, and eats a sandwich instead.
qwaszx • 20 June 2011 at 2:02 PM
Bob gets food poisoning.
pipkitten • 20 June 2011 at 2:07 PM
Bob regrets eating the food that gave him food poisoning.
takaedakumi • 20 June 2011 at 2:10 PM
Bob decides he wants a drink, so he has some chocolate milk out on his porch.
pipkitten • 20 June 2011 at 2:13 PM
While Bob is on the porch, a rabid squirrel attacks him.
randomkitty17 • 20 June 2011 at 2:16 PM
Bob is rushed to the hospital.
pipkitten • 20 June 2011 at 2:17 PM
Bob decides he doesn't like the hospital (having been there so many times) and tries to escape.
takaedakumi • 20 June 2011 at 2:18 PM
Bob decides to get a watchdog that eats squirrels.
pipkitten • 20 June 2011 at 2:19 PM
The watchdog eats the rabid squirrel from earlier and contracts rabies.
takaedakumi • 20 June 2011 at 2:28 PM
Bob has to shoot his dog because he doesn't have enough money to pay for rabies treatments for his dog because his wife took his money when she divorced him.
randomkitty17 • 20 June 2011 at 2:54 PM
Bob cries and takes a vacation in Warsaw.
takaedakumi • 20 June 2011 at 2:57 PM
Bob decides he likes it there and moves.
randomkitty17 • 20 June 2011 at 3:04 PM
Bob buys a pony and rides through Warsaw for all to see.
takaedakumi • 20 June 2011 at 3:06 PM
Bob's wife shows up and she pushes him off his pony.
polk • 20 June 2011 at 3:39 PM
Bob cries and screams at her and she kisses him randomly. xD