Teachers

7731826 • 22 February 2012 at 4:48 PM

Not all of them, but some of them can be pretty strict.

Like when I was in 2nd grade, there was this substitute teacher, and the person sitting next to me was CHUCKING sharp pencils at me, and all I did was tell her to stop and I got in big trouble for talking. I told the teacher I didn't do anything and I got in MORE trouble! XD

Anyone else had any moments like this?

Deleted • 22 February 2012 at 4:51 PM

i think...
There was this guy who was teasing me so i shouted at him and i got in trouble for screaming. >_>;;;
but during that time my teacher liked me cause i was usually silent and did extra credit work so... 😃 she let me off~

rawrcookies08 • 22 February 2012 at 4:52 PM

@7731826 Yeahhh. I coughed, and my old orchestra teacher (Who's the reason I quit) gave me a silent lunch. GR

icymuffin • 22 February 2012 at 4:53 PM

I had this epic english teacher once xD

This guy asked to borrow markers & she started chucking a whole bunch of them across the room at him :'D
And then on another day, she was moving the transparancies around and it reflected light into his eyes. He said that she was blinding him. The teacher explained how she was slowly burning away the cornea of his eyes to the class. She turns around and continues reflecting the light saying "I'm BURNIN YOUR EYESSS" x'D

hayz • 22 February 2012 at 4:55 PM

@icymuffin LOLWTFBBQ XD?!??! I WANT TEACHER LIKE THAT!

My LA teacher said that he threw a pen at the pigeon once and it stabbed the wing. oAo Poor pigeon. He said tha tit fell off and then flew away.

@belilalas_25 Hint Hint, Mr. Scheiner. XD

7731826 • 22 February 2012 at 4:58 PM

@belilalas_25
Lol

@rawrcookies08
Really? Once in Kindergarten we were sleeping and my friend kept getting kicked in the face by another kid, and she said "please watch your feet" and lost recess for talking XD

@icymuffin
She sounds awesome! One of my teachers has this Looking stick and when your not paging attention he SLAMS it against his desk to get our attention XD

@hays
Why was he throwing pens at birds? XD

icymuffin • 22 February 2012 at 5:01 PM

Pffffff~ xD

My social science teacher last semester, if he caught you sleeping, he'd get a staple gun and shoot you with it until you woke up 😋 It doesn't hurt, but it feels like someone's poking you.
He always makes fun of people in an awesome way x3

hayz • 22 February 2012 at 5:05 PM

@7731826


It was on the window thing. IT'S HEAD WAS POKING IN!

...Well, that's what our LA teacher said. [Yes, he's our LA teacher.]

There was also that time where he threw the cat out of a two story building...

Deleted • 22 February 2012 at 5:09 PM

@hayz
IKR! xD
TT_TT he's torturous to his homeroom (i'm in his homeroom) D: He plays that annoying stupid DUCK MING MING D:
ARGHHHH I WANNA STRANGLE HIM.
he also told us that in one of the philly trips, he tricked the police guard person by switching his sweater inside out. .u.

vampire666 • 22 February 2012 at 5:10 PM

@7731826 - I had an insane Chemistry teacher my sophomore year. In the first week of school, she told us sulfur didn't have a smell, which it does. Smells like rotten eggs. And then at Christmas, we were going to make snowglobes in her class, but she didn't tell us we had to print the directions. So when everyone came to class without the directions, she flipped out and left the room and didn't come back until the bell was about the ring. XP

hayz • 22 February 2012 at 5:13 PM

@belilalas_25 XD LOLWUT. XDDD

...This is sewious!

Deleted • 22 February 2012 at 5:17 PM

@hayz
the story of the philly trip:
mr.scheiner was annoyed by the police guard. so he decided to play a trick on him.
he walked outside of the hotel with the sweatshirt color green (normal side) and then when he was out, he hid and flipped it inside out so it was grey. then he walked back in. The guard was confused. he did this a few times until the guard was like:
Hey! A person who look just like you just went out!
So he said: Really? let me go catch him!
and went outside, flipping the sweatshirt again. And went back inside.

hayz • 22 February 2012 at 5:23 PM

@belilalas_25 Oh gawd. Imma tell him that you told me. XDDDDD

karamel • 25 February 2012 at 4:21 AM

There was a time we were doing a science experiment with mirrors and people started calling each other "cows". I went, "Moo" and the teacher (a guy) said, "You're prettier than a cow."

And everyone wolf-whistled... and I was so embarrassed etc...

I think I'll stop there...

sarahzafirah • 25 February 2012 at 6:41 AM

I am laughing reading this. :'D

Hmm... I DO have a strict Math teacher. o3o Beware..

So Miss Wong(I'm livin' in Singapore) was teaching us math and one of my friends wasn't paying attention so she slammed her table with her hand. I was like right next to my friend and heard it real loud.

Mai english teacher...

Sometimes when my english teacher is teaching and we're all like bored she would shout real LOUD. Most of the time I get a shock and look up from my paper. She's like...

*teacher is quiet* *notices Melanie fiddle with pencil* *gets angry*

MELANIE! ):< *other students get a shock* STAND UP FOR THE WHOLE LESSON!!

So that is my Form teacher and Co-Form teacher.

ninjagirl • 25 February 2012 at 6:56 AM

Yep. It was Cr infants and I was trying to do a good job at the colouring. I made everything rainbow coloured. But picking the pencils was a slow job. My teacher shouted at me, calling me a slowpoke and then sent me into another class! I was seven at the time. Scarred for life. 😊 evil teacher

zafeyry • 25 February 2012 at 8:30 AM

My LA teacher gave us all a plastic rose on Valentine's Day for remembering the prepositions and she said to me "Now Sean, you can only give this to ONE of your girlfriends!"

A few months before that, she said "You broke up with Abby? But she's such a nice girl!"

So my LA teacher thinks I'm easy -______-

p4ng • 25 February 2012 at 10:48 AM

My ex English teacher could barely speak English and she was really nervous all the time, I did not know if I should pity her og just think she is stupid to get a job like this when she doesn't have the quality for it.

All my classmates made fun of her and joked badly about her in front of the whole school.

And my current science teacher placed me in the MIDDLE of the whole classroom just to keep an eye with me all the time, she hated me I think, then I confronted her in front of the whole class, and now we are alright, sadly another boy in my class took over my "bad girl" role, every time he asks about something, and she always reply "THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY TO ASK ABOUT, IF YOU ASK AGAIN, OUT!!"

marie_lily • 25 February 2012 at 10:52 AM

One of my brother's teachers still puts stickers on graded papers. And gives classroom jobs to them, like "Paper Passer-Outer" and jobs like that... The scary thing: He's in high school. O.O LOL. xD

p4ng • 25 February 2012 at 11:00 AM

@marie_lily my friend's Spanish teacher does so too! And for christmas they made cards in the lessons! :S

And when they did a good mark, they get candy and ice cream!!!

They like it, I don't mind either, I think that is quite cute 😸

marie_lily • 25 February 2012 at 11:07 AM

@p4ng

Haha. LOL. 😋