If this can make my DAD laugh, it will make you laugh, too. ;)

eclipse • 20 March 2012 at 11:19 PM

A student obtained 0% on an exam with these questions. These were the
questions and his answers. How are any of his answers wrong?



1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
Answer: His last battle.


2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
Answer: At the bottom of the page.


3. River Ravi flows in which state?
Answer: Liquid.


4. What is the main reason for divorce?
Answer: Marriage.


5. What is the main reason for failure?
Answer: Exams.


6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and dinner.


7. What looks like half an apple?
Answer: The other half.


8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
Answer: It will simply become wet.


9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
Answer: No problem, he sleeps at night.


10. How can you lift and elephant with one hand?
Answer: You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.


11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
apples and three oranges in your other hand, what would you have?
Answer: Very large hands.


12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it
take four men to build it?
Answer: Now time at all, the wall is already built.


13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Answer: Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

sky • 20 March 2012 at 11:22 PM

I saw a picture of this on Facebook before with a few of the things you listed above, I actually have the image saved on my iPad.

http://i1164.photobucket.com/albums/q568/SkyKimiko/62821f93.jpg

x3

phoenizis • 20 March 2012 at 11:23 PM

He should have gotten 100%. 😸

boxofcrayons • 20 March 2012 at 11:23 PM

@eclipse awesome 😊

crowvict • 20 March 2012 at 11:24 PM

@eclipse hahahahaha this made me laugh, thanks for posting this^^ it has made my night :]

eclipse • 20 March 2012 at 11:30 PM

@sky Lulzz~ 😃

@goldensunsdragon

I'm glad you like it ^^

silver_winged • 20 March 2012 at 11:36 PM

@eclipse Actually, if we're talking about Napoleon Bonaparte, the first one is still wrong. :/ His final battle at Waterloo did end in his defeat, but he died in exile on the island of St. Helena.

EDIT: Not trying to be a Debbie Downer, sorry. X3 The whole thing is pretty funny.

trish • 20 March 2012 at 11:41 PM

This site also has Funny Exam Failures. 😸

http://funnyexam.com/popular/answers

missedcritters • 20 March 2012 at 11:55 PM

😃 Love it 😃

yogurt • 21 March 2012 at 1:02 AM

@eclipse
O-o So he was supposed to get 100%? I thought there was a trick with the wording or something XD