An article about villans

euro22 • 15 April 2012 at 1:58 PM

This is my opinion. Feel free to criticize.

Why do villains always show off? Really? In almost every movie I've seen the bad guy loses cause he takes so long to strike.
For example, Voldemort of Harry Potter.
Why doesn't he just get his followers to kill Harry? He wants to battle him on his own. Make him look SO powerful. But so many times they COULD of killed Harry, but they didn't. I think that was dumb, cause Harry won so many times cause of that.
Next, Lord Shen of Kung Fu Panda 2.
STOP WITH THE LECTURES!! JUST SHOOT THE WEAPON ALREADY!!!!!!!
He was so intent on making the event just like he pictured it he lost.
Finally, almost every villain I can think of.
Why do they time things unnecessary? Sometimes they have to, but still! Just blow it up already!

And that is my honest opinion.

taunter • 15 April 2012 at 2:07 PM

Same here. Just kill the hero instead of being a boastful thang.

euro22 • 15 April 2012 at 2:59 PM

@taunter
I know!!! Just get it over with. Boast about it like a crazy person and lose or get to quick action.
Also, why do villans HAVE to show where they are? Show they are coming? Just sneak attack!
Also, their too expectable.

Deleted • 15 April 2012 at 6:08 PM

@euro22 / villian-im going to tell you my whole plan and take forever about so the hero can escape AND stop me...im brilliant!

meixiaotian • 15 April 2012 at 6:10 PM

@kevin Lol, that's EXACTLY what the villains do.

Deleted • 15 April 2012 at 6:15 PM

yes @meixiaotian, it is, it is

ladybugheart • 16 April 2012 at 1:13 AM

@euro22
You are 100% right.
But trust me, my villains are ten times worse. In the story I'm writing, the villain throws a BIRTHDAY PARTY for the main good character. xD //shot

euro22 • 20 April 2012 at 8:44 PM

@ladybugheart
XD

@kevin
Remember cats and dogs 2? Kitty galore says the whole plan out loud TO KILL TIME!!!

@meixiaotian
I know, right? XD

seaangel • 20 April 2012 at 9:01 PM

Oh, gosh! I hate villains one because they are villains and second because they spend so much time trying to plan out everything. SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT!

euro22 • 20 April 2012 at 9:06 PM

@seaangel
I KNOW!! AND SOMETIMES THEYRE SUPPOST TO BE DUMB!!!
Villan- Should I blast them first or have a bagel XD

zafeyry • 20 April 2012 at 9:22 PM

@euro22
It's so that the good guy has enough time to win T_T LIEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

euro22 • 21 April 2012 at 7:30 AM

@zafeyry
Still if I were the villan I would just deystroy the hero already!!!!!

duchess • 22 April 2012 at 1:23 AM

@euro22, This kinda reminds me of this list:

http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/humor/evilovl.html

It's pretty funny 😃