Nothing Recipes (nothing to eat)

univea • 11 June 2012 at 10:54 AM

Nothing Flat
Take out a rolling pin. Roll it across the table. Serves 9.

Nothing Delight
Exhale (Serves 1).

Nothing Like It
Top with whipped cream.

Nothing Quite Like It
Top with sour cream.

Air Crispies
Leave pan on.

Nothing Double Decker
Remove contents of sandwich.

Nothing Upside-Down Cake
Turn pan over.

Inverse Banquet Cornucopia Extravaganza
Recipe coming soon!

Such a tasty delight, these treats will keep you hungry for more or less. Yum!

The Nothing Diet

Don't Eat.
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zafeyry • 11 June 2012 at 8:20 PM

@univea
Um, isn't this called anorexia? The don't eat part?

univea • 12 June 2012 at 11:38 AM

@zafeyry You're still eating nothing.