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jemmie • 27 December 2012 at 9:14 PM
@liza200aa Granted, but your cat scratches them, so now you're in debt for paying the owners for the scratch.I wish I wasn't quitting. (Im not, just wanted yeti see the reaction)
Deleted • 27 December 2012 at 9:19 PM
Granted, but you'll regret what you did.I wish I was the king of the world
ice2505 • 27 December 2012 at 11:31 PM
Granted, but it was too late when you realized you couldn't handle so much power >đI wish I was rich!
cynder5 • 27 December 2012 at 11:34 PM
Granted then you die as soon as you get the moneyI wish I was a pegasus
glados • 27 December 2012 at 11:38 PM
@cynder5 Granted, but now no one recognizes you! âšī¸I wish I were an author.
rebel • 27 December 2012 at 11:45 PM
@glados Granted, but you are rejected by the publishers.I wish I had wings.
pinkred • 29 December 2012 at 10:10 AM
@rebel Granted, but you are flightless >đI wish I had a immoral pantheart đ
Deleted • 29 December 2012 at 10:13 AM
@pinkredGranted, but someone offers really good on it and you trade it!I wish I had a dog.
pinkred • 29 December 2012 at 10:17 AM
@rushingwater Granted, but the dog has rubies and bites youI wish I had 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 CC and EC
Deleted • 29 December 2012 at 10:18 AM
@pinkredGranted,but someone hacks into ur account and steals it. D:<
Deleted • 29 December 2012 at 10:19 AM
@pinkred Granted but somebody scams all of it from you! D:I wish I had a first stage frozen gobbler! (THEY ARE SO CUTE!)
sarahzafirah • 12 February 2013 at 3:39 AM
Granted, but you forgot to immortalize it and it dies! D:I wish I had CC. (No joke.)
plisser9 • 8 April 2013 at 10:23 PM
@sarahzafirah granted, but your sibling spends it all on things you don't want while on your account.i wish i could fly.
barbyka • 9 April 2013 at 3:05 AM
@plisser9 Granted. But then you wake up and fall from your window. (I hope it's not too high đ)I wish I could hibernate.
ems • 9 April 2013 at 3:18 AM
@barbykaGranted, but you never wake up. >xDI wish Rainbow Dash was real. XD
plisser9 • 10 April 2013 at 4:32 PM
@ems granted, but then it dissolves into a pile of glitter after eating an apple. you should be more careful with what you feed ponies.i wish i could become a faerie
borgore • 10 April 2013 at 4:35 PM
@plisser9Granted, but Faeries are being hunted for their magicI wish I had another pet giant millipede
dv55555 • 10 April 2013 at 6:15 PM
@borgoregranted but your first on eats your second onei wish for nothing
rainbowrocks • 10 April 2013 at 6:21 PM
@dv55555 Granted, but you need to wish for something.I wish that I could fly.
Deleted • 10 April 2013 at 6:22 PM
@rainbowrocks Granted, but you float into space and suffocateI wish I was immortal.
rainbowrocks • 10 April 2013 at 6:24 PM
@izzfred Granted, but then you die.I wish that my cat LEFT ME ALONE!!!!!!!
daraniel • 10 April 2013 at 6:31 PM
@rainbowrocks Granted, but you can't let your cat alone.I wish I had more time to play eggcave. (I really don't âšī¸ )
rainbowrocks • 10 April 2013 at 6:33 PM
@daraniel Granted, but then you smash your computer and rage quit.I wish that I wasnt so hot. ( Its hot in my room. )
ems • 10 April 2013 at 7:24 PM
@rainbowrocksGranted, but it's now freezing in your room due to the blizzard your wish created. XDI wish for world peace. >;3
plisser9 • 10 April 2013 at 7:54 PM
@ems granted, but then you accidentally start WWIIIi wish i was a rock star
ems • 10 April 2013 at 7:56 PM
@plisser9 D:Granted, but then you're drowned by your countless fans. Quite pitiful, really. XDI wish that I could be uber athletic!
plisser9 • 10 April 2013 at 8:01 PM
@ems granted, but then you are assassinated by your jealous peers.i wish the world was made of glitter.
Deleted • 10 April 2013 at 8:11 PM
@plisser9 granted but then people put glue on you and the glitter suffocates you.I wish my life was better. (No jokes)
Deleted • 10 April 2013 at 8:16 PM
@izzfredGranted, but,it just becomes worse!!! The grant backfired. xDI want a horse.
Deleted • 10 April 2013 at 8:18 PM
@rushingwater granted but it kiicks you, breaks your ribs and you die.I wish my bro didn't hate me. (No jokes)