free elge! I feel like being nice today! :)

daffyduck3500 • 10 August 2012 at 12:12 PM

Whoever posts the funniest comment out of the first fifteen posts wins and elge egg. Okay? GO! 😊😊😊

jirachiwishmaker • 10 August 2012 at 12:28 PM

huahuahuahua the littlle eggs are chirping for food
they're the waka waka eggs!!! They like to eat like pacman and go waka waka waka waka

Deleted • 10 August 2012 at 12:47 PM

Don't you what when your off a day or two...So I write in my diary todays Tuesday I'm so tired I need to get some sleep. Then i get a comment back and it says it's not Tuesday it's Wednesday and in some other parts of the world it's already Thursday. LOL

lola622f • 10 August 2012 at 12:51 PM

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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This was what my kindergarten teacher said. XD

pjbuzzy • 10 August 2012 at 1:01 PM

Bob wanted and onion.
So Bob went to the store.
And Bob bought an onion.

solaris • 10 August 2012 at 1:08 PM

@daffyduck3500

Okay. This happened to me while I was living in Saint Petersburg, Russia.

I had been living there for only two weeks at the time. It was January and the temperature was at about -25 degrees C. I would walk to the bus stop every morning to go to class. Unfortunately, the inside of the buses were not heated, so it was just as cold in there as it was outside. My classroom, on the other hand, was a bajillion degrees! So, eventually, because of the drastic change in temperature, my glasses shattered! Right in the middle of class!

Fortunately, I was able to print out a map to the nearest glasses repair shop. (I still didn't know the city very well at all.) And my friend gave me a bag that she had been using to keep onion bread in. So I put my broken glasses in there and I managed to make my way downtown even though I don't have any depth perception without them! I stumbled down one of the main streets for a while. (Which is actually really hard to walk on because everything is covered in sheets of ice.) Then I realised I was lost!

I asked a nice looking lady for directions and she informed me that I was holding the map upside down! Finally I found the repair shop, my glasses were fixed! Hooray! But, because I had put them in my friend's onion bread bag, I had to walk around for the rest of the day wearing glasses that smelt like I had dropped them into a vat of onion soup!

The end!

becca9249 • 10 August 2012 at 2:42 PM

The funniest comment out of the first fifteen posts.

mastermepp • 10 August 2012 at 2:54 PM

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sanibel_18 • 10 August 2012 at 2:55 PM

@daffyduck3500 i have had 2 nighmare's these days.☹️

nightmare 1:
me, my cousins and my little sister was alone in our house, it was very dark.i saw a fly and tried to smash it with something, but my cousin was controlled by that fly, so my cousin suddently got a scary big mouth full of a weird and scary kind of tooth.D:
then she bit my leg and then the other cousin laughed a evil laugh at me.☹️ then they started chasing me!D;

now i'm so scared!D;
and the funny part is that i woked up with scared big eyes, and terrified face.(i was crying a little too)
and i saw my self in the mirror and screamed.xD
I WAS SCARED OF MYSELF.XD

if you want i can tell you the other nightmare.xD

kalateevolk • 10 August 2012 at 2:58 PM

@daffyduck3500

Totaly doing this. Just a sec...

A true story....

"Ok so the percussion are not with it today or somthing. Wake up back there!" the band director waves his hands. "Ok, so there are two percussion sounds a 'boom' and a chick'. Kenzi, your our boom and Andrew your our Chick!"

The whole class starts to crack up in laughter. "Andrew's a Chick!"

Realizing what he had accidentaily said to the red faced boy, the band director said with a smile. "This occuard conversation was brought to you by..."


And that is why my band director should think before he speaks XD!

spirithawk • 10 August 2012 at 3:21 PM

*pokes status*

The road to the success is always under contruction..... So you gotta take the detour. B)

amy14 • 10 August 2012 at 3:31 PM

When I play with my dog and my brother is sleeping my dog always barks, my dad gets mad and says I have to be quiet because my brother is sleeping. When I am trying to sleep I hear my dog barking and playing, my mom says to my dad Shhht the children are sleeping!

Why do parents say that I can't do it while they doing it even worse 😱