Essays are evil.

april__ • 28 October 2012 at 4:52 AM

Oh, my dear English Essay, how I loathe you.
There are many more fun things, I'd rather do.
You force me to sit here, picking at my brain.
Do you enjoy, causing me this pain?

An intro, conclusion, thesis statement and more?
It could be more fun, if only the topic wasn't a bore.
One little mistake, could set my grade up in flames.
To get an awful mark because of you would be a shame.

1200 words must be written in Microsoft Word.
It's times like this, I really wish I was a nerd.
I hope you know, you've ruined my night.
Struggling to get this perfect, is giving me a fright.

You're awful and despicable, and you make me scream.
Was this all part of your evil scheme?
You taunt me, and you kick me when I'm already down.
I fear it would be less painful, to simply drown.

It's time to buckle in, and get you done.
Maybe then, I can have some fun.


(Yeah, this essay is causing me such frustration I just wrote a poem about it. I'm so lame.

University essays? Shoot me now. I used to love essays. Until we had to use specific outlines and I feel it takes away from what I really want to say.

Want to write it for me? Joking. Does anyone else have any evil essays to do this weekend?)

trish • 28 October 2012 at 5:08 AM

No evil essays for me, but I just turned a one paragraph journal entry into a two page rant just about one character in a book. ;-;

Wish you luck....? ._."

april__ • 28 October 2012 at 5:10 AM

@trish

Thanks for the luck.

In general, homework is evil.


I have two case studies to do. Accounting homework.

A Marketing Plan/Project worth 50 percent of my grade that is going to take me hours... And lots of studying.

And it's just... BLEH. Someone save me. XD

iceyfira • 28 October 2012 at 5:13 AM

I WILL SAVE YOU! >8D
~Grabs sleeping potion~ FOREVER MAY YOU REST IN PEACE! Wait, that came out wrong. Whatever.

2-dgorillaz • 28 October 2012 at 5:18 AM

@april__

i know how evil homework is.....
good luck
sorry if i have to tell you this
ok here goes
i was on eggcave waiting for something good to happen so i made a 2nd tab and looked up funny memes and i saw this one that had a huge black thingie around it and it said in white writeing when you see this,you'll s*** bricks and so i clicked on it and it went onto a deviantart page a begain to read the comments so i could i get hints so then i scrolled up and a face poped up on the screen and scared the hell out of me.

april__ • 28 October 2012 at 5:26 AM

@2-dgorillaz

That's... interesting. I hate those things. O.O


@iceyfira

Whoa. Back it up. That... doesn't sound like saving.

Although, I could use some sleep. Working on this at 3 in the morning isn't so good. I should sleep and do it tomorrow.

iceyfira • 28 October 2012 at 5:27 AM

XD Im kidding bro. ~Throws sleeping potion at a random bystander~

HW sucks. >n< Im in 7th grade, and Im doing 11-12th grade work.

hermione_granger • 28 October 2012 at 3:57 PM

I have a reading essay,on Harry Potter ind the Chamber of Secrets >.< ven though I love this book(And the movie 😃)I don't want to do it.I have to use three objects torepresent the book and all I can think of is an owl.

dreamer • 28 October 2012 at 4:06 PM

@April__ Only about a fourth of our work at school is actually covered in class. The rest is homework and projects. And you know, I'm not sure. I'm only in seventh grade, but it's already killing me!
I am kinda one of those nerds though. XD I had a HUGE PreAlgebra project I needed to do this weekend. I still have more math and social studies to do. I turned in an English project on Wednesday and I'm doing a science project in class. Plus, I have Gym tomorrow.

All of my problems cycle back to PE. If my school could POSSIBLY lower their physical expectations, maybe just a pinch, instead of enslaving us the way the government controls them, maybe I'd be happy. (Run-on sentence alert!) XD

I love a good essay if it's about something INTERESTING, but usually teachers find the most boring subject ever. X3 Especially going into further years. I can imagine wanting to shoot myself in the head instead of having to do three projects every week.